John Pinette - Chinese Food

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 24,737

John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets. (1:38)

I'D LIKE TO TALK A LITTLE BITABOUT CHINESE BUFFETS.

I-I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THISNEW DEVELOPMENT BUT I'M NOTALLOWED ANYMORE.

THEY ALL HAVE MY PICTURE WITHA BIG SLASH THROUGH IT.

"NO BUFFET! BUFFET NOT FOR YOU,YOU ORDER FROM MENU.YOU ORDER A-WA-CART."

A-LA-CARTE, YES.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THOUGH;WITH CHINESE FOOD YOU GETHUNGRY AGAIN.

WHY IS THAT? AND IT'S ADIFFERENT KIND OF HUNGER,

YOU GO FROM FULL TO STARVING.NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

YOU GO: "OH MY GOD I CAN'TBELIEVE I ATE ALL THATCHOW MEIN."

HEY LOOK THEY BROUGHT EGG ROLLS."TWO PLEASE."

I MUST SAY, THE OWNER WAS ALITTLE RUDE;

I MEAN HE'D COME OUTEVERY HOUR.

WHY YOU HERE FOUR HOUR?YOU NO COME HERE ANYMORE.

WHY YOU HAVE SPARE RIB, YOUSO BIG. EAT VEGETABLE.

EAT BROCCOLI. YOU SCARE MY WIFE.YOU GO NOW!

I WENT TO A GRAND OPENING OFA CHINESE BUFFET;

I GOT A FLYER IN THE MAIL ANDIT SAID "GRAND OPENING."

AND I GO THERE WITH A COUPLEOF LARGE MAMMAL FRIENDS...

AND THE OWNER MEETS USAT THE DOOR.

WE CLOSED.

IT SAYS GRAND OPENING, PAL.

NO, WE CLOSED.

NO BUFFET HERE,WE DRY CLEAN NOW.

I DO YOUR JACKET, READY FRIDAY,NOW GO. YOU CAUSE TROUBLE.

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