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All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney

Season 2 • 05/15/2006

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04:15

The West Wing
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Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
05/11/2006
03:09

The Word - Fill 'Er Up
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The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
05/11/2006
03:26

Tip/Wag - Gold
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Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
05/11/2006
00:38

Intro - 5/11/06
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Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
05/11/2006
00:39

Intro - 5/15/06
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
05/15/2006
06:29

Kevin Phillips
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Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
05/15/2006
01:32

Summaries of Summaries
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After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
05/15/2006
04:32

Ahmadinejad's Letter
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No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
05/15/2006
01:08

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
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A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
05/15/2006
03:21

The Word - Lunchables
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Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
05/15/2006
02:37

All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney
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Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
05/15/2006
00:37

Intro - 5/16/06
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Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
05/16/2006
03:58

The Word - Inoculation
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The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
05/16/2006
02:49

Body Parts for Sale
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After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
05/16/2006
07:05

Tyson Slocum
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Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
05/16/2006
02:26

Billboard
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While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
05/16/2006
03:09

Search for a New Black Friend
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After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
05/16/2006
03:07

The Word - Democrats
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After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
05/17/2006
00:37

Intro - 5/17/06
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Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
05/17/2006
03:43

Reagan Dimes
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In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
05:39

Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
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Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
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