Jamie Kennedy - DCCC

Johann, Crawford, Shea, Samberg Season 8, Ep 0811 01/07/2005 Views: 3,700

Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second. (1:27)

I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR LIKE

ONE SECOND.

[LAUGHTER]

I WENT TO A COLLEGE CALLED DCCC.

WITH THAT MANY C'S YOU KNOW IT

CAN'T BE GOOD.

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK IT STOOD FOR UH,

DELAWARE COUNTY, COMMUNITY,

COLLEGE, CORRECTIONAL...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I HAVE A FRIEND UM WHO'S GAY AND

UM HE'S CONVINCED THAT EVERYBODY

IS GAY...

EVEN FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS.

HE'S LIKE,

[NEW YORK ACCENT WITH A LISP]

"OH, OKAY LET'S TALK HERE

FOR A SECOND.

OKAY, PINOCCHIO...

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY, HE'S A LITTLE QUEER.

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY, HE HANGS OUT WITH AN

OLD MAN WHO PULLS HIS STRINGS

AND EVERY TIME HE LIES

HIS NOSE GETS AN ERECTION.

[LAUGHTER]

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS.

HMMM...

SEVEN SMALL MEN LIVING WITH

A QUEEN.

[LAUGHTER]

THREE LITTLE PIGS?

THEY'RE DOING EACH OTHER.

[LAUGHTER]

THE BUTCHER?

THE BAKER?

DON'T GET ME STARTED."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]