Brian Posehn - Suggestions from iTunes

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/15/2010
  • Views: 21,891

Brian Posehn listens to death metal in his car so it sounds like demons fighting. (2:13)

SO, THIS IS TRUE.

iTUNES THINKSTHAT I HAVE... TASTE IN MUSIC.

(laughter)LET ME EXPLAIN.

AS ANYBODYWHO HAS iTUNES KNOWS,

WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHINGOFF iTUNES,

IT WILL THENSUGGEST OTHER MUSIC

BASED ON WHAT YOU ORDERED,RIGHT?

SO I'VE HAD GOOD A THING GOING,OR SO I THOUGHT, WITH iTUNES

FOR ABOUT SIX YEARS,

ORDERED A LOTOF HEAVY METAL OFF iTUNES

'CAUSE I'M A METALHEAD,

BUT THEN,AS I ALSO JUST MENTIONED,

I ALSO SMOKE A LOT OF POTOCCASIONALLY EVERY DAY.

(laughter)

AND RECENTLY-- IT WAS, LIKE,3:00 IN THE MORNING,

AND AS THE KIDS SAY,I WAS HIGH AS...

(laughter)

AND I'M LIKE DICKIN' AROUNDON iTUNES,

AND I THOUGHT I'D ORDER THATSONG "LAST CHRISTMAS" BY WHAM.

(laughter)

REMEMBER THAT PIECE OF... ?(laughter)

STILL SUCKS.

IF YOU'RE SITTIN' AROUNDWONDERING IF WHAM STILL SUCKS,

YUP, HARD.

(laughter)

REASON I BOUGHT THAT STUPID SONGIS THE NEXT DAY,

I WAS GOING TO A METAL CONCERTWITH ONE OF MY BUDDIES.

AND NORMALLY, WHEN WE'RE GOINGTO, LIKE, A METAL SHOW

OR A MOVIEAND I PULL UP TO HIS HOUSE,

I'M CRANKING DEATH METALIN MY CAR,

SO IT SOUNDS LIKEA BUNCH OF DEMONS ARE FIGHTING.(laughter)

LIKE HE HEARS, "RARARARARA!"

AND HE KNOWSIT'S TIME FOR US TO GO ENJOY

THE NEW JASON STATHAM VEHICLE.

(laughter and applause)

BUT THIS TIME I PULL UPAND ALL HE HEARS...

(imitates "Last Christmas")

(laughter)

AND HE JUST WALKS OUT PUZZLED.

AND I'M SITTIN' IN MY CAR,GIGGLING, HA-HA-HA.

(laughter)

AND THEN I GET HOME,

AND NOW iTUNES DOESN'T KNOWWHAT TO THINK OF ME ANYMORE.

(laughter)

I'M SUDDENLY CHANGEDIN iTUNES' EYES.

SO ITS FIRST NEW SUGGESTIONWAS, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.

"WELL...

"IF YOU LIKED'LAST CHRISTMAS' BY WHAM...

(laughter)

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE BALLSON YOUR CHIN... "

(laughter and applause)

OH, MY GOD!

WOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS,iTUNES.

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