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Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Shaq

Season 3 • 06/27/2007

Stephen has copyrighted describing Transformers as trannies.

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01:55

Tony Blair's Conversion
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Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
06/26/2007
00:09

Sign Off - Visions of Sugarplums
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Stephen signs off, hoping that visions of sugarplums dance in your heads -- for six months.
06/26/2007
01:54

Alpha Dog of the Week - Fred Thompson
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Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style.
06/26/2007
00:29

Intro - 6/26/07
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Tonight: Ton Blair meets with the Pope, the Administration considers closing Gitmo, and guest David France tells Stephen that gaydar is real.
06/26/2007
06:29

David France
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David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
06/26/2007
01:12

Christmas Presents
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The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present.
06/26/2007
02:08

Give Stephen an iPhone
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Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars.
06/27/2007
06:09

Tom Blanton
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Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
06/27/2007
05:54

Daniel Gilbert
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Daniel Gilbert talks about his new book and tells Stephen that money doesn't buy happiness, kids are a pain in the ass and marriage and religion will make you happy.
06/27/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/27/07
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Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy.
06/27/2007
05:28

Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Shaq
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Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy.
06/27/2007
00:16

Sign Off - Going on Vacation
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Stephen's going on vacation for two weeks, but don't get too depressed -- think of the reruns as me-runs.
06/28/2007
04:44

Colbert Platinum - Luxury Car Wrecks
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All right, billionaires, put down your diamond-encrusted diamond encruster and tune into the latest edition of Colbert Platinum.
06/28/2007
02:59

Civil Unrest in Iran
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The Iranian government began rationing gas to its citizens, causing long lines and riots. This is fantastic news -- Iran today is like America in the 1970s.
06/28/2007
00:34

Intro - 6/28/07
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Tonight: A Republican senator turns against the war, a segment for high-income viewers, and Stephen shows guest Doug Bailey his centrist finger.
06/28/2007
05:28

Doug Bailey
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Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
06/28/2007
01:45

Spot the Difference
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The New York Times ran two identical pictures of 10 Downing Street, one with Tony Blair's departure and one with Gordon Brown's arrival. Stephen plays "Spot the Difference."
06/28/2007
03:28

The Word - Profiles In Timing
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Now that his anti-war speech won't lead to any action, Senator Richard Lugar is selling the president out.
06/28/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/14/07
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Stephen discusses gays in the military and how to save money on your summer vacation, and interviews Daniel Smith.
07/14/2007
00:10

Sign Off - The Land of Nod
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Stephen is off to the Land of Nod, a nearby Indian nation with casino gambling and bars that close at six a.m.
07/14/2007
05:13

Stephen Benjamin
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Stephen Benjamin doesn't offer Congress any better ideas on how to route gays out of the military.
07/14/2007
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