Good Non-Clone Mark Returns

  • Season 2 , Ep 208
  • 08/04/2011
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HEY EVERYBODY,

IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I'M SURE EVERYONEIS A LITTLE CONFUSED

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

- YOUR CLONE KIDNAPPED YOUAND TOOK YOUR PLACE.

- PRETTY CLEAR,ACTUALLY.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL,I AM VERY SORRY

IF HE DID OR SAIDANYTHING ON MY BEHALF

THAT I MIGHT BE ASHAMED OF.

- HE ONLY MADE USFIGHT EACH OTHER UNTIL WE BLED,

BUT GOOD FOR YOU THAT YOU GOTTWO PAID DAYS OFF, DICK.

- YEAH, YOU GUYSARE IN NO SHAPE TO BOWL.

CALLIE'S GONNA BE PISSED.

SHE LOVES THAT TOURNAMENT,

EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS BLOWOUR CHANCES AT WINNING.

ANYWAY, AS WE ALL KNOW,CLONES WERE PRIMARILY CREATED

FOR HARBORING BODY PARTSFOR THEIR HOSTS,

BUT OVER TIME, THEY'VE ALSOBECOME COMMONLY USED

AS CAR POOL LANE COMPANIONS,STATUS SYMBOLS,

AS WELL AS MARITAL AIDS.

OOPS, DON'T KNOW HOWTHAT ONE GOT IN THERE.

JUST "CLONING" AROUND.

HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH.

- AHEM.

- GET IT?CLONING...INSTEAD OF CLOWNING.

NOTHING, REALLY?

[cell phone rings]

- EXCUSE ME,I NEED TO TAKE THIS REAL QUICK.

LEONARD.

- MARK, MY MAN,JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU AGAIN.

THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME.

- THANK ME FOR WHAT?

- FOR MAKING ME PURSUEMY MATADOR DREAM.

I FINALLY FOUND MY TRUE CALLING.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

UM...ONLY THING ISTHAT THAT WASN'T ME.

I WAS ACTUALLY KIDNAPPEDAND REPLACED BY MY CLONE

THE PAST TWO DAYS.

- WHAT?A STUPID CLONE MADE ME DO THIS?

I CAN'T BE A MATADOR.I'M 700 YEARS OLD.

OH, GOD.WHAT AM I DOING?

AHH!

MARK,I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

- I'M SURE HE'S FINE.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

- IT'S A VEIL, MARK.

I'M IN MOURNING FORMY BELOVED DEAD ASSISTANT TAD.

- I THINK THOSE ARE...ARE ONLY FOR WOMEN.

- WHY DO THEY GETALL THE GOOD STUFF?

THERE'S A LOT I'LL NEEDTO LEARN ON MY OWN

WITH TAD AND CALLIE GONE.

- AND WHERE'S CALLIE NOW?

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