#HashtagWars - #OneWordOffChristmas

Wednesday, December 14, 2016 12/14/2016 Views: 387

Aparna Nancherla, Nick Thune and Milana Vayntrub completely ruin Christmas by swapping out one word in seasonal classics. (1:34)

And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering, whistling)

Christmas is a delicate thing.

If one little thing goes wrong,it's ruined!

Mom buys the wrong versionof Madden

for little Jimmy-- ruined!

Christmas is ruined!

The dog bumps the advent candle

under your sleeping uncle--ruined!

Christmas is ruined!

Turducken fullof Brazilian wandering spiders--

-(audience groaning)-Christmas is ruined!

That is why tonight's hashtagis OneWordOffChristmas.

Examples might be--Frosty the Lawnmower Man,

or Santa ClausIs Coming Too Fast.

-I'm gonna put 60 seconds...-(laughter)

I'm gonna put...

(like old Santa Claus):Just give me 11 more months.

Uh, let's put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

Milana Vayntrub.

♪ He sees youwhen you're pooping. ♪

Yes. Points. Nick.

I saw Mommy kissing Dad.They have a good marriage.

Good. Points.

-Nick. -Grandmagot ran over by Grandpa.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

Aparn... Aparna.

Uh, it's beginning to looka lot like lupus.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

Um, Aparna.

-Jingle balls. Simple. Classic.-Okay, points.

-Nick. -♪ Rudolphthe Red-Nosed Giuliani. ♪

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Milana. -How the Grinchstole the White House.

-All right, points.-(cheering, applause)

Nick.

-Cosby the Snowman.-Yes, points.

(applause)

Milana.

♪ Fa-la-la, la-la,la-la, la, fart. ♪