Kevin Brennan - Elevators

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/25/1999
  • Views: 1,906

Kevin Brennan doesn't hold elevators for people. (1:16)

WOMEN LOVE THAT LOVE STORY,BUT IT WAS BULL.

YOU KNOW, IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.

REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS HANDCUFFEDAND HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE?

AND SHE COMES DOWN,AND SHE'S LIKE

"I HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM."

THEY JUST MET SEVEN MINUTESAGO BEFORE THAT.

GIRLS I MEET WON'T RETURNMY PHONE CALL.

THE ONLY PART I BELIEVEDWAS THE END OF THE MOVIE

WHEN SHE WOULDN'T MOVEHER ASS OVER

AND LET HIM ON THE RAFTWITH HER.

I MEAN, THIS IS BELIEVABLE;THIS COULD HAPPEN.

I'M SORRY TO BE SO...

SO CRUEL ABOUT IT,BUT THAT I COULD SEE HAPPENING.

YOU KNOW,I WAS ON THE ELEVATOR TODAY...

DO YOU GUYS HOLD ELEVATORSFOR PEOPLE?

DO YOU OR SOME OF YOU DO?

I NEVER DO, YOU KNOW.

I GUESS I'M SUPPOSED TO.

I JUST DON'T CARE--PLUS, I HAD IT BY MYSELF.

THE GUY'S RUNNINGFOR THE ELEVATOR.

HE'S LIKE, "HOLD THE ELEVATOR!HOLD THE ELEVATOR!

HOLD THE ELEVATOR!"

AND I JUST STOOD THERELIKE I WAS RETARDED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

NO EYE CONTACT

JUST STARED STRAIGHT AHEAD.

BUT HE KEPT RUNNINGAND HE'S LIKE...

AND I'M LIKE, "( bleeping )."

'CAUSE I KNEW HE WASGOING TO CUT OFF.

AND THE DOORS OPEN,AND HE GETS ON WITH ME

I'M LIKE...

( nervous laughter )

I JUST STARED. I'D JUST, LIKE

STAND THERE PRETENDINGLIKE I'M PARALYZED.

I'M, LIKE, "HEY, COULD YOUHIT SEVEN FOR ME?

"BECAUSE I REALLY CAN'T...

"MOVE MY ARMS AT ALL."

I WENT TO GETMY LICENSE RENEWED.

Loading...