RodMan - Bubble Bath

  • Season 10 , Ep 4
  • 02/23/2006
  • Views: 15,367

Couples should take baths together. (1:45)

LIKE I LIKE TO TAKE A BATH WITH YOU WOMAN.

I THINK THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE ACTIVITY TO DO, TAKE A BATH.

BUT MY WIFE DON'T NEVER HAD A PROPER BATH STUFF.

YOU KNOW NO BUBBLE BATHOR NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.

LIKE SHE PUT DISH DETERGENT IN THE WATER.

ONE TIME SHE PUT LIKE WASHIN' POWDER IN THE WATER.

AND I WAS LIKE, BOO, YOU CAN'TPUT WASHIN' POWDER IN THE WATER

'CAUSE THAT'S TOO GRITTYRIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW.

I HAD MY ASS ITCHIN'FOR FOUR DAYS, YOU KNOW TRYIN'--

LIKE I THINK I GOT AN ASS RASH.

THAT'S NOT GOOD RIGHT THERE. BUT WE WAS COOL,

'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR BOO, YOUR IN THE WATER, YOU KNOW.

AND ONE TIME, WE WERE IN THE FRONT AND I'M IN THE BACK.

AND SHE HAD PUT THE WASHING POWDER.

BUT THE WASHIN' POWDER DON'T KEEP BUBBLES REAL LONG.

SO THEY HAD DISSOLVED ALREADY. AND I'M LAYIN' ON HER STOMACH.

AND I LOOK DOWN AND I SEEN LITTLE BUBBLES

JUST STILL POPPIN' UP IN THE WATER.

AND I BE LIKE, "WHOA,THOSE DOES NOT LOOK LIKEWASHIN' POWDER BUBBLES."

AND SHE BE LIKE,"YOU'RE PUTTIN' TOO MUCHPRESSURE ON MY STOMACH."

YOU KNOW, AND PRESSURE'SNOT GOOD IN THE WATER

'CAUSE THAT'S THE BUBBLES. SHE LIKE, "I GOTTA GET OUT."

AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, YOU GOTTA GET OUT 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T WORKIN'

LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA WORK."

AND SHE GET OUTTA THE TUB AND I'M THINKIN'

SHE GONNA GO LAY DOWNOR SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.

BUT SHE GONNA SIT RIGHT ON THE TOILET

WHILE I'M STILL IN THE WATER.

AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T THINKTHIS IS PROTOCOL.

"I DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO THIS WHILE I'M STILL IN THE WATER.

WE AIN'T BEEN TOGETHER THAT LONG."

AND SHE JUST LOOKIN' AT ME.

AND I'M LIKE, "QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME.

I DON'T WANT YOULOOKIN' AT ME."

AND SO I TURNED MY HEAD, AND I'M THINKIN' SHE GONNA LEAVE THE BATHROOM NOW.

I HEAR THE TOILET FLUSH. BUT SHE GO AND JUMP RIGHT BACK IN THE WATER.

I'M LIKE, "OH, HELL, NO.YOU CAN'T JUST JUMP BACK

IN THE WATER LIKE THAT AND PUT YOUR HAND ON PEOPLE."

I DON'T MIND PUTTIN' UPWITH PEOPLE'S [BLEEP],

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT LIKE THAT.

THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR ME RIGHT THERE.

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