Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics

Dana Gould & Larry Amoros Season 1, Ep 63 02/24/1992 Views: 2,120

There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying. (1:20)

WELCOME TO THE A LIST,AND HERE WE ARE STANDING

IN LIBERACE'S BACKYARDON LAUNDRY DAY.

( laughter )

I WAS... OUTSIDE ON THEBOULEVARD LATER ON LAST NIGHT

AFTER THE OTHER SHOW.

I WATCHED IT.

I SAW AN OLD GUY WALKING DOWNTHE STREET MUMBLING TO HIMSELF.

THERE ARE SO MANYOF THOSE PEOPLE AROUND NOWADAYS.

EVERY THREE FEET THERE'S SOMEPOOR WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF:

"DON'T TELL MEIT'S NOT A DAMN HOUSE.

"IT'S NOT A DAMN HOUSE;IT'S A DAMN APARTMENT.

"I'VE BEEN THERE 37 YEARS.

"CALL THE DAMN COPS.

I DON'T GIVE A ...."

EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

IT'S AS IF THERE WASA CAVELOAD OF LUNATICS

AND THEY PUSHED AWAYTHIS BIG ROCK

AND THEY ALL BOLTEDINTO TOWN REALLY QUICK.

BUT THE THING IS, THEY ONLY SEEMTO BE TALKING TO THEMSELVES.

WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT?

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.

WHAT IF THEY'REACTUALLY SYNCHRONIZED?

WHAT IF FOR EVERY GUYWALKING ALONE GOING:

"NOBODY TELLS A NAVY MANWHEN HE'S HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK

BECAUSE ONLY A NAVY MAN KNOWSWHEN HE'S HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK"

MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER GUY30 MILES AWAY

WALKING BY HIMSELF GOING:

"SHUT UP, YOU WEREN'TIN THE NAVY.

"KISS MY BUTT.

"I DON'T NEED THIS CRAP.

"I HEAR IT ALL DAYAND I'M TIRED OF IT.

I DON'T NEED IT."

IT'S JUST A THEORY.