The Cougar

  • Season 1 , Ep 9
  • 11/27/2012
  • Views: 12,245

Ranger Steve follows a trail of dead goats in pursuit of a wild cougar. (1:36)

- HOW AM I EVER GONNAFIND THIS COUGAR?

- FOLLOW THE DEAD GOATS.

- GOOD IDEA,VOICE IN MY HEAD.

YOU SOUND SO MUCH COOLERTHAN WHEN I TALK OUT LOUD.

- IT'S ME, DUMBASS.

YOU PICKED THE WRONG TIMETO START ACTING LIKE A MAN.

THAT COUGAR'S GONNAEAT YOU ALIVE, STEVE.

- THANKS FOR THE TOUGH LOVE.NAMASTE.

- "NAMASTE."NAH, I'MA STAY RIGHT HERE

WHERE THERE AIN'T NO COUGARS.

[goat bleats]

- YOUR SUFFERING IS OVER.

MERCY IS UPON YOU.

[goat bleats]

UH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

NOW, MERCY WILL BE UPON YOU.

[goat bleats]

ALMOST DONE.

YOU'LL BE WITH JESUS SOON.

[grunting]DIE!

[goat bleats loudly]

SAVE A PLACE FOR MEIN HEAVEN, FRIEND.

[boom]

THAT MUST BEWHERE IT LIVES.

BE A MAN, STEVE.

[nervously]BE A MAN, BE A MAN, BE A MAN,

BE A MAN, BE A MAN,BE A MAN, BE A MAN.

[creature growling]

[screams]

I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN!

[grunts]

DAD?

OH, MY GOD.DAD!

IT'S YOU!

- [grunts]

- I HAVE ONEQUESTION FOR YOU, DAD.

WHY DO I HAVEA BALL-GINA?

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