Maria Bamford - Get the Little Lady Started

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/08/2010
  • Views: 32,838

For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge. (1:33)

YOU GUYS--EVERYBODY'S IN LOVE

WALKING AROUND TOWNIN 2-HEADED SNUGGIES.

THAT'S COOL.THAT'S COOL.

YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEBODYWHO LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE.

I AM A--NOT THE HEALTHIEST EATER.

SOMETIMES FOR BREAKFAST,I LIKE TO HAVE A MUG,

CHOC-CHIP ICE CREAM,CHOC CHIPS UP TOP.

SWEET POWER SURGE,GET THE LITTLE LADY STARTED!

AND, UH...(laughter)

MY BOYFRIEND SAID, "HEY,

"WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOMETHINGHEALTHIER,

"LIKE A PIECEOF WHOLE-WHEAT TOAST

"WITH A BANANA SPREAD ON IT?

'CAUSE THAT'S GOOD."

(laughter)

"YEAH, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT'CAUSE I'M NOT A LIAR.

"YEAH,THAT IS NOT GOOD.

"THAT IS NOT DELICIOUS...

AT ALL."

YOU KNOW?YOU CAN'T CHANGE PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW?CAN'T CHANGE ME.

I'M A GYPSY, YOU KNOW?YEAH.

I'M A SEA COW.YEAH.

I KNOW THE MOTORBOATSARE GONNA HIT ME,

BUT THIS IS WHEREI... SWIM!

(laughter)

SO SERIOUS.SO SERIOUS.

SO I THINK ABOUT HAVING KIDS.GOT THE NAMES PICKED OUT.

THEY'RE GONNA BE DOUGHNUTAND THE GOLDEN HEN.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING--

"HOW DO YOU KNOWTHEY'RE GONNA BE GIRLS?"

(laughter)

BUT A MOTHER KNOWS.

UH...

SOMETIMES COMEDY,I'M USUALLY BY MYSELF,

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