Asking for Raises

  • Season 2 , Ep 7
  • 11/01/2011
  • Views: 41,907

After learning about Montez's pay bump at work, the guys approach a very drunk Alice about getting raises. (2:23)

- WAIT A MINUTE.COME ON!

- OW, OW![grunting]

OW!

- AH!- GOT HIM. YES!

- OKAY. GUESS WHOI VOTED FOR IN 2000.

BUSH.

O-OH.MY FAVORITE BAND?

PUBIC ENEMY.

[chuckles]

- GOTTA TELL YOU, TEZ,SOME SPREAD YOU GOT HERE.

- DUH.

- CAN I CROSS A LINE HEREAND JUST ASK HOW

YOU CAN AFFORD TO LIVEIN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

- IF YOU MUST KNOW,

COLLEEN GOT PROMOTEDTO PRINCIPAL

AT JOHN G. NEIHARDT ELEMENTARY.

- AHA!

- AND IT DON'T HURT THAT

ALICE GAVE ME A TWO-YEARPAY BUMP AT WORK.

- WHAT?- MM-HMM. [chuckles]

WAYMOND, GET OUT THIS POOLAND TAKE A SHOWER!

HOW MANY TIMESI GOTTA TELL YOU?

[shivering]

- LISTEN, I GOTTATELL YOU SOMETHING.

- IT'S COLD, DERS!- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

- CAN WE GET SOME OF YOUR FOOD?- GUYS, STOP. NO!

- LET ME GET A LITTLE BITEOF YOUR SANDWICH!

- THERE WAS WHOLE SPREAD!

YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOMEWHILE IT WAS HOT.

- NO WAY. THEN WE'D HAVE TOWAIT 30 MINUTES TO SWIM.

AND WE HAD TO DUNKSOME FOOLS, MAN.

- I DUNKED SO MANY FOOLS!- DID YOU? I'M SURE.

- WAYMOND ALMOST DROWNED!- YEAH, THAT WAS COOL.

- COOL. ALL RIGHT, WELL, ANYWAY,I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

LISTEN, I GUESS TEZJUST GOT A RAISE.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, ALICE IS OVER THERE.SHE'S REAL DRUNK.

WE GO OVER THERE NOW,

MAYBE WE CAN GET A RAISE.YOU FEEL ME?

- AW, I FEEL YOU SO MUCH.

CAN I JUST DIP MY FINGERIN THE MAYONNAISE?

- LET ME JUSTGET YOUR PICKLE.

- TAKE THE PICKLE.- YEAH, I GOT A PICKLE!

- I DON'T LIKE VEGETABLES, SOTHAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER TO ME.

- UGH, THESE ARE THE NEON ONES.I HATE NEON PICKLES.

- ALICE!HEADING TO POUND TOWN, HUH?

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERESUCH A PARTY BEAST.

YOU SHOULD COME, LIKE,RAGE WITH US

AT OUR--NAH.- YEP.

TWO YEARS OF SOBRIETY,GENTLEMEN.

- GOOD FOR YOU!- OH!

- TWO YEARS, GONE.[laughs]

- OH, IT'S A BAD THING.- YEAH.

- OH, YEAH.UGH.

- I SAW THIS HOUSEAND THIS AWESOME NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND I WAS LIKE...PBBT! SCREW IT.

- DRINK THE PAIN AWAY.GOOD CALL, GOOD CALL.

- ELBOW DROPFROM THE TOP ROPE, BITCHES!

- ALICE, I BELIEVEA WOMAN OF YOUR TALENTS

AND YOUR AMBITIONSDESERVES EVERYTHING

IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.

- WHAT AREYOUR WILDEST DREAMS, ALICE?

- TEZ TOLD ME YOU GAVE HIMA TWO-YEAR PAY BUMP,

SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE--- FINE.

- FINE.- WHOA.

- COOL, REALLY?- WOW.

- YEP, YOU GOT IT.- THAT WAS EASY.

- GIL, CAN I BUMA SMOKE, BABE?

- SO WE'LL STOP BYIN THE MORNING AT THE OFFICE

JUST TO IRON OUT THE DETAILS?

- YEAH,WORKS FOR ME!

- ALL RIGHT.SEE YOU THEN!

RAISES!- [laughs] ALL RIGHT!

- WE GOT RAISES!- YEAH!

- THAT WAS SO EASY.WE JUST GOT RAISES.

LET'S GO SMOKE WEEDABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

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