the only racial slur I useonstage.
That's the only one...
For whatever reason, like, a lotof white comics think it's
somehow, like, hipor edgy to get onstage
and use the "N" word.
I don't like that word.I've never liked that word.
I don't ever use it.
I don't even feel comfortablesaying "vinegar."
Take your time,explain it to a friend.
I don't care.
I feel like some people laughedand some people just went,
"That's good liberal thinking.We're never...
We're not using that word."
Our next presidentmight be black,
I think that's great.
Next president could be a woman,again, awesome.
I do think this country'svery hesitant
to elect a black presidentbecause of that old saying...
"Once you go black,you never go back."
And I think we're hesitantto elect a woman president
because of the even oldersaying, um... oh...
"A woman couldnever be president."
I hope you had a good time,everybody.
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