Sebastian Maniscalco - Casual Dress

  • Season 12 , Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 29,614

The airport should have a dress code. (2:15)

AIRPORTS, ENOUGH.

WHAT IS GOING ONAT THE AIRPORT?

COULD WE PUT A DRESS CODEAT THE AIRPORT?

IT LOOKS LIKE ASLUMBER PARTY OVER THERE.

DO PEOPLE CAREWHAT THEY LOOK LIKE ANYMORE?

THEY JUST COME OUT NOW "AS IS."THEY MUST ROLL OUTTA BED...

- AND THEN THEY'RE AT UNITED.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT THE-- I'M NOT--

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I'M NOT INTO THIS.I'M NOT INTO CASUAL.

I LIKE THE '50s, '60s.PEOPLE DRESSED UP, RIGHT?

I'M NOT INTO THIS WHOLE CASUAL.YOU MEET THESE PEOPLE.

- "I'M COMFORTABLE.- [LAUGHTER]

"DON'T CAREWHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME,

LONG AS I'M COMFORTABLE."

YEAH? I'M UNCOMFORTABLETHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- SHOWER.- [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I'M NOT INTO THIS.IT'S GOTTA STOP.

WHEN YOU GO TO THE AIRPORT,WHEN YOU SEE THE WORLD,

- THE WORLD SEES YOU.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND NOW WHAT WE DO,WE SIT DOWN IN THE PLANE.

AND NOW, WE LOOK TO SEEWHAT CATASTROPHE

THAT'S GONNA BE SITTIN'NEXT TO US FOR FIVE HOURS.

RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

I KNOW.AND IT'S NEVER THIS.

IT'S NEVER THESEBEAUTIFUL LADIES.

I COULD TELL MY GUY.I COULD SENSE IT, RIGHT?

LIKE, HE GETS ON THE PLANE,WE MAKE EYE CONTACT GOIN',

"OH, THIS IS HIM."

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