Biracial Penis

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 10/17/2012
  • Views: 295,898

A biracial high school student worries about his girlfriend's reaction to his mixed-race member. (1:54)

[bell rings]

- DUDE.

HEY, YOU GOING TO RAY'S PARTY?- YEAH, I'M GOING.

- YOU KNOW,AMY'S GONNA BE THERE.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

- THINGS HAVE BEENREAL GOOD WITH HER, MAN.

TONIGHT COULD BE THE NIGHT.- COULD BE.

- DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?

- NOT REALLY, DUDE.- WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU GET THE HOTTEST GIRLAT A PARTY WITH NO PARENTS.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA HIT THATFOR SURE TONIGHT, MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA LOSETHAT V FOR GOOD!

[slams]- MY PENIS IS WHITE.

- EXCUSE ME?

- I HAVE A WHITE PENIS.- WHAT?

BUT YOU'RE BLACK.

- NUH-UH. I'M BI-RACIAL.

ALL THE WHITE WENT STRAIGHTTO MY PENIS.

- THAT--WHAT--WHAT,YOU MEAN, LIKE, THE COLOR?

OH.- YEAH.

- BUT WAIT, [bleep], DUDE.

I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD IT BE?- IT'S BAD.

- HOW BAD?- IT'S LIKE A SNICKERS.

- REGULAR OR FUN SIZE?

- WHICH ONE DO YOU GETAT HALLOWEEN?

- FUN SIZE.- THAT'S THE ONE.

- [bleep]- I KNOW.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?I MEAN, I...

HOW AM I GONNA HIT IT WITH AMYWITH MY LITTLE WHITE PENIS.

EVERYONE'S GONNA FIND OUTAND I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR

THE END OF IT.

- DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.- AMY'S WHITE.

SHE'S NOT GONNA CARE.- REALLY?

- YEAH.

SHE'S WHITE.- YEAH.

- YEAH.- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

I MEAN, SHE'S PROBABLY NOT EVENGONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

- NAH, MAN.

WHITE GIRL, WHITE PENIS.YOU'RE ALL GOOD.

[bell rings]

HEY, THERE HE IS.HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT?

- DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

- BLACK VAGINA.

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