Greer Barnes - Jewish High School

Barnes, Gossling, Costello, Kola Season 5, Ep 509 10/05/2001 Views: 17,754

Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game. (1:49)

UM, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH

MY GIRLFRIEND DOGGIE STYLE...

(LAUGHTER)

THE CAT AND THE DOG

WERE WATCHING, AND...

SHE'S WAS LIKE,

UH-UH, BABY, STOP, STOP.

WAS SHOULD I STOP?

THE CAT AND THE DOG--

THEY WATCHING.

THAT'S COOL.

IT'S LIKE "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC"

FOR THEM.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)

I COULD HAVE SWORN I OVERHEARD

MY DOG GO TO MY CAT...

PSST.

LOOK AT HIM.

HE AIN'T EVEN DOING IT RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO, I WAS RAISED IN AN

INTER-RACIAL HOUSEHOLD.

UM, MY STEP FATHER'S JEWISH,

AND MY MOTHER WAS BLACK.

WAS BLACK--

LIKE SHE'S CHINESE NOW.

(LAUGHTER)

NO OFFENSE TO MY ASIAN BROTHERS

AND SISTERS.

I DON'T WANT YOU ALL WAITING

FOR ME OUTSIDE OR NOTHING.

(ASIAN ACCENT) HEY,

MR. BROWN MAN.

(LAUGHTER)

WHY DON'T YOU TELL US JOKE NOW?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I WENT TO AN ALL JEWISH BOYS

HIGH SCHOOL TO PLAY BASKETBALL.

AVERAGED 75 POINTS A GAME.

15 REBOUNDS.

32 ASSISTS.

(LAUGHTER)

I ONCE OVERHEARD THE COACH

TALKING ABOUT ME ONE DAY.

JEWISH ACCENT>> "WHO?

NUMBER 14?

GREER?

THE SCHVATZA?

SURE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

LIKE A MICHAEL JORDAN, THIS ONE.

WITH THE TEAM (INAUDIBLE)

3-POINT SHOT AT THE LAST SECOND,

HUH?

HE'S GREAT.

AND HE PLAYS A HELL OF A GAME."

(LAUGHTER)