Lynne Koplitz - Losing Weight

Bagg, Koplitz, Rubin, Lee Season 4, Ep 0404 12/10/2000 Views: 13,874

Lynne Koplitz talks about the ups and downs of losing weight. (2:11)

HI.

I'M A TOTAL IDIOT.

I CAN'T EVEN--

YOU GUYS ARE SO HAPPY.

I'M FROM NEW YORK, SO IT'S WEIRD

TO SEE PEOPLE SO HAPPY.

BUT LOOK AT HER.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE LIKE SIZE ZERO,

LOS ANGELES, SKINNY LITTLE--

LOOK AT HER.

THEY GIVE YOU THAT SKINNY BITCHY

FACE RIGHT AWAY.

YOU NOTICE THAT?

(LAUGHTER)

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE'S THE THING.

I'M PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE--

HERE'S THE THING.

I LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.

I LOST 35 POUNDS THIS YEAR.

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU.

I LOVE LOS ANGELES CROWDS.

YOU'RE ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE,

"YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK."

NO.

BUT HERE'S THE THING.

SO I HAD TO LOSE WEIGHT.

SO I LOSE THE WEIGHT; RIGHT?

AND I DYE MY HAIR WHATEVER COLOR

THIS IS.

I DON'T KNOW.

PEOPLE START TELLING ME

I RESEMBLE CINDY CRAWFORD.

ISN'T THAT NICE?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOOKING AT

ME IN THE FRONT LIKE, "DON'T SEE

IT."

NO, BUT IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT;

RIGHT?

'CAUSE IF I DO LOOK LIKE HER,

IT MEANS I JUST KIND OF RESEMBLE

HER, WHICH MEANS I'M THE

CINDY CRAWFORD YOU CAN GET.

RIGHT?

I'M LIKE THE KNOCKOUT,

TARGET VERSION OF CINDY.

LIKE THAT IMPOSTER'S COLOGNE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

LIKE, "IF YOU LIKE POISON,

YOU'LL LOVE ARSENIC."

(LAUGHTER)

AND THE BEST PART ABOUT LOSING

WEIGHT, THOUGH-- HERE'S THE BEST

PART.

YOU GET TO UPGRADE YOUR

UNDERWEAR.

GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT?

YOU DON'T KNOW, SIZE ZERO.

'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR

UNDERWEAR; RIGHT?

YOU JUST PUT A STRING UP YOUR

BOOTY AND CALL IT PANTIES.

(LAUGHTER)

NO.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE LIKE ME--

A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO I'M

SITTING WITH ONE OF MY

GIRLFRIENDS AND SHE'S KIND OF

LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.

I'M WEARING A PAIR OF, LIKE,

LOW-RIDER JEANS.

AND SHE'S LIKE, "LYNN, DO YOU

WEAR A BACK BRACE?"

"THAT WOULD BE MY GRANNY

PANTIES."

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

GIRLS KNOW.

IT'S THAT GIGANTIC WHITE COTTON

UNDERWEAR THAT COMES UP TO HERE.

IT COMES IN A BAG OF 4 STAPLED

TO A BAG OF CORN CHIPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I EVER GO ON "SURVIVOR,"

I'M TAKING A BAG OF THAT

UNDERWEAR WITH ME; RIGHT?

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, I COULD

SEW THAT MESS TOGETHER,

SAIL OFF THE ISLAND, USE IT TO

CARRY FISH, DRAIN RICE.

PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE,

"I'M FORMING ALLIANCE WITH

THE FAT-ASS GIRL.

SHE'S GOT THOSE PANTIES BURIED

ALL OVER THE ISLAND."

SO HERE'S THE TH