Craig Shoemaker - Antonio

  • Season 9 , Ep 19
  • 06/16/2005
  • Views: 5,058

Antonio Banderas gets Craig's wife horny. (1:15)

BY THE WAY SLEEPING TOGETHER

WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED WITH KIDS

IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.

IT'S TOUGH TO GET HER WOUND UP.

BUT YOU WHO DOES IT FOR HER?

ANTONIO BANDERAS.

I SWEAR THIS GUY GETS MY WIFE

HORNY.

HE GETS HER ALL WOUND-UP.

I RENT ALL HIS MOVIES.

HE DOES ALL THE WORK FOR ME.

I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL THE NEW ZORRO

COMES OUT.

I RENTED THE FIRST ZORRO

I SAT BACK, "ALL RIGHT ANTONIO,

YOU SET HER UP, I'LL KNOCK

HER DOWN, BROTHER!"

[LAUGHTER]

I'M ENCOURAGING HIM,

"JUMP ANTONIO, JUMP!

LEAP, ANTONIO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LOOKING GOOD, TIGHT PANTS

ANTONIO!"

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

GUESS WHAT?

WHEN THAT MOVIE'S OVER,

ANTONIO'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

BUT, TA-DA!

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

"CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'LL SPEAK

A SPANISH TO YOU.

AH, LET ME GIVE YOU THE MARK

OF Z.

[SLASHING NOISE]

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY, IT'S A LOWER-CASE Z

I CAN'T HELP IT.

[LAUGHTER]

I AM ZERO."

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S NOT A TRUE STORY.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS LAUGHING AT?

I MADE THAT UP.

I SEE YOU LOOKING AT MY PACKAGE.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

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