Mark's Massage

Season 2 , Ep 14 04/04/12 Views: 19,071

For the sake of Atlantis diplomacy, Mark convinces himself to get erotic with a man. (2:21)

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REMEMBER, ALL OF NEW YORK ISCOUNTING ON YOU.

SO GET IN THERE, AND MAKE THATMAN

FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

MAKE IT HOT.MAKE IT SEXY.

LET'S GET SENSUAL.LET'S GET EROTIC.

WITH A MAN.

RIGHT NOW!

- MARK.

TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE PLEASUREOF SEEING YOU

RIGHT BEFORE OURPRE-BED YANK JOB?

- AH, I WAS THINKING ABOUTHOW BEING A KING

MUST BE VERY STRESSFUL.

SO I THOUGHT I'D OFFER TO HELPRELIEVE YOUR TENSION.

- YOU KNOW,NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

I HAVE BEEN FEELING EXTRA STIFF

EVER SINCE YOU ARRIVEDIN ATLANTIS.

RUSTY?OUT!

- BUT, KING,WE ALWAYS YANK TOGETHER.

- YEAH, BUT, I'M SORRY,

TONIGHT YOU'RE YANKING SOLO,BUDDY.

- WHEN YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN,I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOUR NUTS.

- MAY I OFFER YOU A SEA-GAR?

THESE ARE PRIMO.

- I'LL LIGHT MINE WITH YOURS.

[sizzling]

THIS GIVING YOU ANY IDEAS?RUBBING THE TIPS TOGETHER.

- THAT DOESN'T SOUNDPLEASANT AT ALL,

BUT I'M TURNED ON ANYWAY.

I HAVEN'T SHAVED IN AWHILE,SO MY FACE IS ROUGH.

DO YOU LIKE IT ROUGH?

- DUDE, YOU KNOW IT.

- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

HMM, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE.OH.

OH, THAT SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

HUH, I THINK WE CANFIND A USE FOR IT.

- [laughs]

I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOUTORTURE ME SEXUALLY

BEFORE I GIVE YOUA FULL-BODY RUBDOWN.

I DON'T WANT YOUPULLING SOMETHING.

WELL, I MIGHT WANT YOUPULLING ONE THING.

- [laughs]

OH, DON'T WORRYABOUT THE TATTOO.

IT'S JUST SOME TOP SECRETMUMBO JUMBO.

- NO PROBLEM.

I'M JUST GOING TO FOCUS ON THESEIMMACULATE GLUTES.

- AH! YEAH!

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOUTHAT YOUR FINGERS

FEEL LIKE THE KISSESOF TEN TINY NEWBORN BABIES?

- YES, ACTUALLY.

[dramatic music]

- MARK, I'M IN.

- THE CODE IS "YANKJOB 69."

ALL LOWERCASE.

- MARK, HURRY BACK!

I'M READY FOR YOUTO MASSAGE MY FRONT.

- CAN I LEAVE NOW?

- NO, WE DON'T WANT HIMTO FEEL SUSPICIOUS.

DO WHATEVER IT TAKESTO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE DOING THIS FORNEW YORK'S RIGHT TO POLLUTE.

- [growls]

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