Gabriel Iglesias - The Big Spin

  • Season 1 , Ep 104
  • 10/20/2011
  • Views: 28,518

Gabriel Iglesias demonstrates what happens when a Latino wins the lottery. (3:24)

one of us wins on the lottery.

(imitates droning static)

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome back to The Big Spin.

Let's see if wecan't find ourselves

another lucky contestant fortheir big chance at $1 million.

Who do we have next?

All the wayfrom Goodyear, Arizona,

ladies and gentlemen,give it up for our good friend,

Mr. Armando Cosillo!

(cheering and applause)

How are you doing,Mr. Cosillo?

You... you the...the TV guy.

That's right.

I'm the TV guy.I am Phil Stevens,

and you're liveon The Big Spin.

E-e-everywhere?

Yes, sir, everywhere.

This television showis nationwide.

In... in Guadalupe, too?

Yes, sir,in Guadalupe, too.

Vieja, I'm on The Big Spin!

(cackling)

(shouting indistinctly)

Yes! Yes!

And, uh...and-and-and...

and Jim...Jim, my boss...

Jim, I'm sorry.

I sorry. I can't do the...the overtime today.

Uh...

and-and mi... mi suegra.

(stammering)

That's my mother-in-law.

Uh, mi suegra, dios me la bendiga. Yes.

God bless my... my mama...my mother-in-law.

Oh, okay. Well, Mr. Cosillo,yeah, bless your mother-in-law.

Uh, Mr. Cosillo, can you pleasetell our viewing audience,

what do you dofor a living?

Uh, I'm a professional boxer.

(laughter)

I'm sorry, Mr. Cosillo.

Did you say youare a professional boxer?

Sí. Yes.

No, my whole family--we professional boxers.

We... we box, uh,

onions, lettuce,uh, tomatoes.

Uh, uvas...

(cheering and applause)

All right, Mr. Cosillo.

All the way fromGoodyear, Arizona, coming...

What... whatare you doing?

I'll... I... oh.

Ladies and gentlemen,apparently it's some type

of Latino ritual,which may explain

why they continue to winthe lottery here in Arizona.

All the way from Good...Hey! Hey!

That's for the... the good luck.

All right, well, good luckto you, too, Mr. Cosillo.

Give this wheel a spin

and let's see if wecan make you a millionaire.

(imitates rattling)

(rapid clicking)

(zany music playing)

(clicking slows down)

$1 million!

(cheering and applause)

Mr. Cosillo,what do you got to say?

Vieja, we'removing to Nogales!

(laughs)

(cheering)

Yes!

Hey, Jim, Jim...

aqui está tu(bleep) overtime!

Y mi suegra... la chingare!

Ladies and gentlemen,Mr. Armando Cosillo!

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