Kickstart It - Pay Zach Braff's Rent

  • Season 1 , Ep 01029
  • 02/26/2014
  • Views: 671

What's an even worst Kickstarter idea than the ones that actually exist? (1:58)

KICKSTART IT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC, VERY

WORTHWHILE KICKSTARTER PROJECTS

OUT THERE, UNFORTUNATELY THERE

ARE WAY TOO MANY THAT NO ONE IN

THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD INVEST

IN.

SO COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU

TO COME UP WITH AS MANY

KICKSTARTER PROJECTS THAT ARE

LESS DESERVING OF FUNDING THAN

THE ACTUAL ONES, ALL RIGHT?

250 POINTS FOR EACH FUNNY

PROJECT.

60 SECONDS AND GO.

NATASHA.

>> PAY ZACH BRAFF'S RENT.

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

ROB CORDDRY.

>> A BABY POOP SAUSAGE

RESTAURANT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

ANDY DALY.

>> BRING MY EROTIC "GOLDEN

GIRLS" FAN FICTION TO THE BIG

SCREEN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

ROB CORDDRY.

>> SOCKS FOR YOUR HANDS, THEY

ARE NOT GLOVES.

I CAN'T -- IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN

IT VERBALLY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE WHOLE

TITLE, "IT'S VERY DIFFICULT."

>> IT IS DIFFERENT, TRUST ME.

>> Chris: ANDY DALY.

>> HAIRCUTS FOR STARVING

CHILDREN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> ABORTION DOCTOR TIP

CALCULATOR.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ANDY.

>> WANT TO MAKE A SHOT FOR SHOT

REMAKE OF "AFTER EARTH" WITH ALL

THE ORIGINAL ACTORS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> WOODY ALLEN ORPHAN SAFE

HOUSE.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I GOT TO GIVE HER

POINTS.

I GOT TO GIVE HER POINTS.

ANDY DALY.

>> THREE WORDS: VIETNAMESE SEX

SLAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: SO YOU'RE RAISING A

FUND TO KICKSTART THAT?

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU PAYING FOR?

>> FOR THE SLAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OKAY, POINTS.

>> YOU KNOW, TO HAVE ONE.

>> Chris: YES, SURE, SURE, SURE.

(BUZZER)

ROB CORDDRY, ONE MORE.

>> BEYONCE-MAN.

I HOPE I STRESSED JUST HOW

IMPORTANT THAT VIDEO IS TO ME.

OKAY.

>> Chris: GOOD, I WILL GIVE YOU

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