Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information

  • Season 4 , Ep 1
  • 12/03/2000
  • Views: 6,746

Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one. (1:52)

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FELLASHAVE EVER LOST

A LOT OF ARGUMENTSWITH A WOMAN.

I HAVE.

I THINK WOMEN CAN THINK

OUT OF BOTH SIDES OFTHEIR BRAIN AT ONE TIME.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

OH !

NOBODY WANTS TO BE SUPERIORTO WOMEN MORE THAN ME.

IT JUST HASN'T WORKED OUT.

BUT WOMEN SEEM TO BE ABLE TOCOMBINE EMOTION AND INTELLECT

AT THE SAME TIME,AND FIGHT LIKE THAT.

WHICH TO A MAN IS LIKEFIGHTING THE DEVIL.

I MEAN, WE MEN, WE HAVEA LOT OF GOOD QUALITIES,

BUT COMBINING RAGE ANDINFORMATION AIN'T ONE.

WE CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLEWHEN WE'RE PISSED.

THAT'S HOW CHAMPIONSHIPWRESTLING GOT STARTED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

SOME GUY, "YOU'RE GONNARUE THE DAY

"YOU STOLE THE REMOTE CONTROLUNIT FROM THE MIGHTY THOR.

DAMN IT."

THE DARKEST MOMENT IN ARELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN

SEEMS TO BE WHENSHE STOPS COMPLAINING.

TO ME THAT SHOULD BE FOLLOWEDBY A SNAKE RATTLE...

IF MOTHER NATUREWOULD HELP AT ALL.

"Y'KNOW, DARRELL,I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSGO OUT TONIGHT AND HAVE FUN."

( rattle )

( rattle )

"OHH, YEAH, JIM,THE TRIP'S OFF."

WOMEN SOLVE PROBLEMSFASTER THAN MEN.

YOU EVER SEE A WOMANDIAL THE WRONG NUMBER ?

OPERATOR TELLS HER TO CHECKTHE NUMBER AND DIAL AGAIN.

SHE'LL CHECK THE NUMBERAND DIAL AGAIN.

THERE AIN'T A MANIN THIS ROOM

THAT WILL CHECK THE NUMBERAND DIAL AGAIN.

WE'RE GONNA DIALTHE SAME DAMN NUMBER,

ONLY THIS TIME PUSH THE BUTTONSA WHOLE LOT HARDER.

"WRONG NUMBER, MY ASS.

"LET'S SEE IF IT SOUNDSLIKE T'REE FIVES

AND A SIX TO YOU NOW."

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