Sean Donnelly - The Wrong Time to Have Kids

Sean Donnelly Season 4, Ep 11 11/14/2015 Views: 812

Sean Donnelly's not sure if there's ever a right time to have a kid, but he knows there's definitely a wrong time to have a kid. (1:32)

I want to have kids,but I'm married for a few years,

and when you're marriedfor a couple years

and you don't have kids,

your friends who have kidstry to bully into having kids.

It's true. They want you to beas miserable as they are.

That's why they do it.

And they always saythe same thing.

When you bring it up, they go,"Just do it now.

"There's never a right time.Just do it now.

There's a never a right timeto have kids."

And maybe that's true.

Maybe there's nevera right time to have kids.

But there's definitelya wrong time to have kids.

Like, if you're still payingfor shit with change...

that's a wrong timeto have a kid.

Yeah.

When you're buying sandwiches

with Sacagawea dollars...

that's a wrong timeto have a kid.

We kind of have a kid now.

We have an English bulldog.You know what that is?

Yeah. Those are the dogsthat are really fat,

and they're low to the ground,

and they havebreathing problems. They go...

(snorting)They just go like that.

I just got the dog versionof myself.

That's basically what I did.

I just wanted something elseunhealthier than me in my house.

I don't know if you know thisabout English bulldogs--

they're very stubborn dogs.I don't know if you know that.

They like to pull youwhen you walk them.

And I spend all day with my dog,

so, sometimes I forgetmy dog's a dog,

and I talk to himlike he's a human.

You ever do that with your dog?You know what I'm talking about?

And they... You don't even knowwhat the (bleep) I'm talking

about right now, do you?All right, yeah.

And the other dayI'm walkin' him

and he's pullin' meand I get really upset

and out of nowhere I just go,"You think you call the shots?!

Well, you don't!I call the shots!"

And then he pooped.

And then I picked it up.I-I picked up the poop.

And I'm like, "All right,you definitely call the shots."