Best Worst Thing - Killing and Cooking Your Wife

Season 1 , Ep 8 04/09/13 Views: 16,540

Natasha Leggero gives women an important tip about men, and Jason Mantzoukas finds sex appeal in a chef's meal preparation. (1:27)

- LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT

WITH THE "BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK."

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT,

DON'T MURDER YOUR WIFEIN THE KITCHEN.

A CALIFORNIA CHEFJUST GOT THE MAXIMUM SENTENCE

FOR KILLING HIS SPOUSE

AND THEN COOKING HER BODYFOR FOUR DAYS.

- [laughing]

- OH, NO, LOOK AT HIM.- YEAH.

- AY-YI-YI.

- OOPS.

- BUT WHAT, LIKE,

I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODYIS GLOSSING OVER

IS THAT WHEN HE FOUND OUT

THAT THEY WERE SUSPECTING HIMOF DOING IT,

HE THREW HIMSELF OFF A CLIFFAND LIVED.

- [laughing] AND LIVED.

- BETWEEN THAT AND STRAIGHT UPSLOW ROASTING HIS WIFE,

THIS DUDE HAS DONE TWO THINGSON MY BUCKET LIST.

- [laughs]

- IT'S IMPORTANTFOR LADIES TO KNOW

THAT THE LOOK A GUY GIVES YOUWHEN HE'S ABOUT TO [bleep] YOU,

IT'S THE SAME LOOKAS WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO EAT YOU.

[laughter]

- POSITIVE.

- I JUST THINK IT'S DUMB

TO BOIL A BODY FOR FOUR DAYS

'CAUSE THEN THERE'SNO NUTRIENTS LEFT.

- I HOPE HE DOESN'T TURN HERINTO THOSE SMALL PLATES.

I JUST HATE WHEN CHEFS DO THAT.

- AND I WOULD THINK,LIKE, BY DAY THREE,

HE WAS, LIKE, SO TEMPTEDTO TAKE THE LID

OFF THE CROCK-POT TO SEE...

- THIS IS A HORRIBLE STORY.

HE BOUND HER UP WITH DUCT TAPEFOR, LIKE, FOR A FULL DAY

BEFORE HE KILLED HER, RIGHT,BEFORE HE COOKED HER.

AND AT THAT--WHEN I WAS READING THAT,

I WAS LIKE,"THIS IS KIND OF SEXY."

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT THIS POINT, JASON,

I FEEL LIKE YOUMUST HAVE BEEN IN THE ROOM

WHEN HE KILLED HER.

[laughter and applause]

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