Jon Dore - Words We Can't Use

  • Season 14, Ep 10
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 5,540

Jon Dore will not tell his Asian friend who works at Medieval Times that he has a chink in his armor. (1:22)

THEY USED TO BE FINE.

CHINK.

INNOCENTLY ENOUGH,

ALL IT MEANT WASA NARROW OPENING OR CRACK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEN THE RACISTS CAME INAND RUINED IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I KNOW.

AND I HAPPEN TO HAVEAN ASIAN FRIEND

WHO WORKS AT MEDIEVAL TIMES.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY TO HIM,

"OH, DUDE, YOU GOT A CHINKIN YOUR ARMOR."

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT,ALL RIGHT?

IF I'M HANG GLIDING WITH MYJAPANESE FRIEND ON A COLD DAY,

I'M NOT GONNA SAY, "OOH,THERE'S A REAL NIP IN THE AIR."

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT!

IF I'M OUT WITH MY JEWISH FRIENDAND WE'RE AT A BAR,

I'M NOT GONNA SAY, "YOUR TURNTO BUY THE ROUND, YOU [BLEEP]

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT.

THERE ARE OTHER WORDS!

IF I'M OUT WITH MY BLACK --I'LL STOP IT THERE, PROBABLY.

IT GETS WEIRD THERE.

THAT'S WHY I LIKETAKING THE CITY BUS,

BECAUSE THE CITY BUSDOES NOT DISCRIMINATE.

IT'S LIKE A LITTLE U.N. MEETINGON WHEELS

EVERY TIME WE GET ON IT.

WE ALL WALK THROUGH THE SAMEDOOR AND PAY THE SAME PRICE,

REGARDLESS OF OUR RACE,OUR CULTURE, OR OUR RELIGION.

ON THE BUS, WE ARE ALL LOSERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHEN I WAS 16 YEARS OLD,

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