Announcer: For just $21 a month,
you can buy diet pills for an overweight American.
If you've lived through a famine
then you understand the pain a fat person feels
when they show up at a Wendy's and the drive-thru is closed.
For the price of a cow
or eight monthsof feeding your family,
you can make a difference.
For just $34
you can build a schoolhousefor your village
or a reinforced toilet seatfor a fat American family.
Together we can end the cycle of shame and hardship
suffered by millionsof Americans
surrounded by just too much delicious food.
For the price of feeding your whole village for a year,
you can buy a Rascal that can transport
a fat American from his car to the grocery store.
For 40¢ a day
I send one bagof carrots a week
to a fat man in Wisconsin.
It feels good to knowI am making a difference.
It is Rory.
I went tothe state fair today
and had fried cupcakes.
But ate your carrotsfor dessert."
Announcer: Please call 1-800-555-0199. There is no obligation.
For the price of schoolbooks and malaria medicine,
you can help make Americans slightly less fat.
Together we can make a difference.
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