Uncensored - Katt Williams - Them vs. Us

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 10,611

Katt Williams predicts that the future will not be about white and black issues. (2:18)

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WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME JUST TELL

YOU, ON BEHALF OF NIGGERS,

NOBODY WATCHES A PRESIDENTIAL

SPEECH HARDER THAN NIGGERS.

WE BE WAITING ON THIS NIGGER TO

SAY ANYTHING THAT HAVE SOMETHING

TO DO WITH US.

WE GO.

WHITE PEOPLE,

I'VE BEEN SO PROUD OF Y'ALL.

Y'ALL HAVE BECOME NIGGERS IN

THIS RECESSION THE WAY I KNEW

YOU COULD.

AW, LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

'BECAME NIGGERS'?"

OH, YES.

OH, WE ALL NIGGERS NOW.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THE 99%?

THAT'S NIGGERS.

MM-HMM.

MM-HMM.

NOT GONNA BE ABOUT RACE NO MORE

IN 2012.

MM-MM.

IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT.

AIN'T ABOUT WHITE AND BLACK.

NO, NO, AIN'T ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ABOUT YOU VERSUS THEM.

THEM VERSUS US.

WE VERSUS THEM.

AND FUCK THEY MOTHERFUCKING

ASSES BEFORE WE BEGIN.

NOW, UNDERSTAND THIS.

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU CANNOT CONFUSE

THE FACTS.

YOU ONLY VOTED FOR THIS NIGGER

'CAUSE HE WAS KIND OF...

A NIGGER.

HE WASN'T NO FULL-FLEDGED

NIGGER.

YOU WASN'T GONNA PUT

NO WHOLE NIGGER

IN THE GODDAMN WHITE HOUSE.

AND NOW YOU WANT TO BLAME THIS

NIGGER FOR NOT DOING NIGGERLY

SHIT.

"HE NEVER GETS ANGRY.

HE NEVER RAISES HIS VOICE.

HE'S JUST NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

HE WON'T..."

YOU WANT HIM TO BE A NIGGER?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT HIM TO BE

A NIGGER.

I DON'T--I DON'T THINK YOU READY

TO SEE MICHELLE OBAMA COME TO

THE NEWS CONFERENCE IN

FLIP-FLOPS.

I DON'T THINK YOU READY TO...

[shoes squeaking]