Cute Puppies

Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow Season 1, Ep 7 03/13/2012 Views: 169,096

Kimmy and Megan are overwhelmed by the adorable puppy they see in a storefront window. (1:27)

- WHEN SHE DOES TALK,LIKE, YOU'RE LISTENING.

, OH, MY GOD.LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE,

"WHO ARE YOU?YOU'RE BRILLIANT."

- I KNOW.- [gasps] OH, MY GOD!

- [gasps]OH, MY GOD.

both: OH, MY GOD!- AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE!

- OH, MEGAN!- HE IS SO CUTE.

- THAT ISTHE CUTEST F-ING PUPPY

I'VE EVER SEENIN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

- OH, MY GOD,I'M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM,

AND I JUST WANNA BITEHIS LITTLE EARS OFF.

- I JUST WANNA TAKEHIS LITTLE LEGS,

AND I COULD SNACK ON 'EMLIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES.

- YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKEHIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD.

I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTHAND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD

UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACEDIAMOND IN MY MOUTH.

- MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVETO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL

AND THEN BEAT ITWITH A TIRE IRON.

- I'M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG,I'M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET,

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE HIMPUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.

- [gasps]OH, MY GOD.

YOU WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO?- WHAT?

- I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKETHAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE...

- YES.- AND JUST KICK IT.

I JUST HAVE TO--- YES.

- I WOULD KICK ITUNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES

LIKE LITTLE PUPPYSNOUT SLIPPERS.

AND THEN I'M GONNA GOTO A PARTY AND EVERYONE'S LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD, WHERE'D YOUGET THOSE SLIPPERS?"

I'LL BE LIKE, "THESE AREMY FACE SLIPPERS

FROM MY ADORABLE,DUMB LITTLE PUPPY."

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHATI WAS GOING TO SAY!

- ESP!

- OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNATAKE HIS HEAD.

I WANNA PEEL THE SKINOFF OF HIS SKULL.

- I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

- I WANNA JUST START THROWING ITUP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH.

UNTIL IT'S LONG, FLAT,AND ROUND.

I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC ANDTOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE

AT A PUPPY-FACE-FRISBEEPICNIC!

- LET'S GET HIM!- YEAH!

- SO CUTE.- SO CUTE.

OH, MY GOD,IS IT ME,

OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLYMOSQUITO-Y OUT HERE?

- OH, MY GOD,REMEMBER THIS ONE?

HE WAS SO CUTE.- SO CUTE.

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