because I just found outthat he's in therapy, which
apparently is commonpractice, right?
All psychiatristssee a psychiatrists.
So the most neuroticportion of the population
is in charge of mental health.
Why do I waste mytime and money, folks?
I mean, if my car breaksdown, I call a tow truck.
I don't look for anotherstranded motorist.
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Truthfully, I should have knowmy shrink was a little crazy,
because the first sessionhe says to me, Chuck, you
shouldn't live inthe past, because you
could die from smallpox.
If you've never been intherapy, here's what it's like.
You go to thistiny little office.
Pay the guy a fortune.
He says one thingevery three months.
It's completely disturbing.
Last time my shrinks spoke,he was like, Chuck, you desire
sexual relationswith your mother.
I said, I would have paidyou not to tell me that.
A lot of money, but--
But I commit the perfect crime,and you'll appreciate this
if you've ever been in therapy.
Perfect crime-- Istopped paying my shrink.
He took me to court.
I pleaded insanity.
Yeah, he had to testifyas my expert witness.
So that was an added bonus.