I live in this own alternatereality
that I've put togetherfor myself.
I live in this perceived realitythat I created,
because I moved to Californiayears ago.
And Californiais a magical place
where you get to pick outwhichever age you like the best,
and then you getto stay that age,
'cause everybody elseis doing it too.
No, it's great.
You just get out there, like,
What'd you like the best,Kyle, 19?
You're 19 forever.
Keep being 19, dude.
Keep doing it.
Keep wearing skateboard shoes.
You don't have to tell people
that you have orthopedic insertsin them
because you haveplantar fasciitis so bad
that you tip over in the morningtrying to take a piss.
You don't haveto tell anybody that.
So that's the land I live in.
It's just perceived reality.
And then it's destroyedby reality reality.
Like, I found out I had gout
the same daymy ghost hunting equipment
showed up from EBay.