Countdown to Vaginatown

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/06/2011
  • Views: 133,443

Ders takes his relationship with the girl he met last night to the next level of sexting. (2:13)

- YEAH, I HEARD OF THAT.SEXTING, FOR SURE.

- OKAY, COOL, 'CAUSE I THINK

I JUST GOT SUPER DEEP INTO IT.- REALLY?

- WELL, APPARENTLY,I MET

SOME GIRL NAMED ANNETTELAST NIGHT.

I WAS PRETTY DRUNK,

SO I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HER,

BUT SHE'S BEEN SEXTING MEALL MORNING.

SO SHE GOES, "WHAT HAPPENEDTO YOU LAST NIGHT?

YOU BAILED ON ME."

- OH, THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU,DUDE.

- I KNOW.- NO.

- SO I GO, "SORRY.WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?"

SHE SAYS, "NOTHING."

SO I GO,"WELL, WE'RE HAVING A SHINDIG.

YOU OUGHT TO COME BY."- YEAH.

- SHE GOES,"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

IN THE MEANTIME,YOU CAN THINK ABOUT THIS."

BOOM.- WHOA-HO!

NIPPLE.NIPPLE SHOT.

THAT IS A GOOD-LOOKING NIPPLE,BRO.

- TOTALLY A NIPPLE.GREAT JOB.

- THAT'S THE NIPPLEOF MY DREAMS.

- WHY DON'T YOU GET HEROVER HERE, MAN?

SEND HER A PICOF YOUR DICK.

- OKAY.UM, SHE JUST SENT ME

A PICTUREOF HER NIPPLE,

SO I'M NOT SURE...

- WELL, THAT'S THE ORDEROF THINGS.

IT GOES NIPPLE, DICK,[bleep], BUTT HOLE.

- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT,WELL, I MEAN,

I'VE NEVER DONE--WAIT, WHOSE BUTT HOLE?

- DUDE, I SAW ITON DATELINE.

- WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME BLOODIN THAT SUCKER?

- SEAL THE DEAL.- COME ON, MAN.

- SEAL THE DEAL, DUDE.

- ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.

- GO HANDLE THAT.- I'M GONNA SEAL THE DEAL.

- GET RID OF THAT HAT.

[cheers]

- GQ TIME. GQ TIME.

EVERYBODY, TIMETO GET GQ TIME.

OH, MAN, ARE YOU GONNA HAVE SEXWITH THIS GIRL, ANDERS?

OH, YEAH.

MAN-UFIQUE.- NICE.

- OH, OKAY,THAT'S DEFINITELY ILLEGAL.

- THAT WAS GOOD.- COUNTDOWN TO VAGINA TOWN.

- YEAH, BABY!- ALL RIGHT.

UH-HUH.

- I ALSO WASHED MY REAR END

IN CASE I GOT TO TAKETHAT PICTURE LATER.

- WOW. YOU DID THAT.

AWESOME.GREAT.

VERY COOL.- WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?

THAT'S COOL.- OH, THANKS.

IT'S VANESSA'S ACTUALLY.

SHE JUST GOT A TEXT FROM YOU.

THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD.

FORWARD TO:SELECT ALL CONTACTS.

AND SEND.

VANESSA,THANKS FOR THE PHONE.

ENJOY YOUR NEW WALLPAPER.

[cell phones ringingand beeping]

[laughter]

THAT'S HIS.THAT'S HIS DICK.

RIGHT HERE.

THE NIPPLE OF YOUR DREAMS

IS ACTUALLY MY NIPPLEOF YOUR NIGHTMARES.

[laughter]OH, RIGHT? YEAH.

OH, THAT'S EMBARRASSING.- THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

THERE WAS A WEIRD SHADOW.

THE LIGHTING IN THE BATHROOMIS STRANGE.

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