Deon Cole - In da Hood

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 03/31/2011
  • Views: 14,658

Sometimes black people let Deon Cole down, especially when he's watching Family Feud. (3:12)

DOES YOUR RACE EVERLET YOU DOWN SOMETIMES?

(laughs)

Y'ALL, LIKE,"COME WITH THE JOKE."

(laughter)

NO, MY RACELETS ME DOWN SOMETIMES.

I KNOW WHITE PEOPLE,

I KNOW THAT YOUR RACELETS YOU DOWN SOMETIMES.

LIKE, YOU PROBABLY SEESOME TRAILER PARK STUFF

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH GOD,WHY THEY HAVE TO DO THAT?"

THAT'S HOW I FEEL, TOO,SOMETIMES

BUT I FEEL THAT WAYWHEN I WATCH "FAMILY FEUD."

(laughter)

BLACK PEOPLE LET ME DOWNON FAMILY FEUD.

LIKE, ONE TIME THEY HADA BLACK FAMILY

AND A WHITE FAMILY ON THERE,RIGHT,

AND THEY WAS AT THE PODIUM,AND THE HOST IS LIKE,

"NAME A WORD WITHTHE WORD 'HOOD' IN IT,"

AND THE WHITE FAMILY HIT IT,AND SHE WAS LIKE, "CHILDHOOD,"

AND THEY WAS LIKE,"SHOW US 'CHILDHOOD,'"

AND HE WAS LIKE NUMBER THREE.

SO THE BLACK FAMILYGET A CHANCE TO STEAL, RIGHT?

AND THIS (bleep)GONNA SAY, "IN THE 'HOOD."

(laughter)

"SHOW US 'IN THE 'HOOD'."(imitates buzzer)

I'M LIKE, "DUMB ASS,THAT'S A SENTENCE."

(laughter)

I HAD SEX WITH THIS GIRLLAST MONTH,

AND I WAS LIKE,"YOU LIKE THAT?"

SHE WAS LIKE,"I DON'T FEEL NOTHING."

I WAS LIKE,"YES, YOU DO FEEL THAT."

SHE WAS LIKE,"I DON'T FEEL NOTHING.

ARE YOU IN THE ROOM?

I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF YOU'RE IN THE ROOM OR NOT."

I'M LIKE, "I AM IN THE ROOM!I KNOW YOU FEEL THAT!

I KNOW YOU DO!I KNOW YOU DO!"

SHE WAS LIKE,"I DON'T FEEL NOTHING!

THANK YOU."

I WAS LIKE, HELL, NO,SHE WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT

SO I COULD HAVE SEXWITH HER HARDER.

SHE BROUGHT OUT THE BESTIN ME.

(laughter)

(laughter)

I'M GONNA TELL Y'ALL SOMETHINGWHERE 'ALL CAN KEEP

Y'ALL RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER,TOO, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S THIS THINGTHAT I RAN ACROSS.

IT'S CALLED A--

IT'S CALLEDA VIBRATING (bleep) RING.

(light laughter)

IT'S WONDERFUL.

I'M SERIOUS.LIKE, IT'S THIS THING, RIGHT?

IT'S LIKE THIS RING,AND IT'S GOT THIS SILVER BULLET

ON THE TOP OF THE RING.

YOU PUT IT ON YOUR PENIS,AND IT'S A RING UP THERE TOO,

AND IT VIBRATES, BUT YOU'REDOING TWO THINGS AT ONCE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

AND LIKE, FELLAS,DON'T JUST GET THE ONE

THAT VIBRATES,GET THE ONE WITH THE CORD

'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SPEEDYOUR GIRL LIKE, YOU KNOW?

BE LIKE--(low-pitched) HOOOO...

(high-pitched)OOHHH...

(low-pitched) OOHH.

GOTTA GET THE ONEWITH THE CORD.

(laughter)

AND, LADIES, I GUARANTEE YOU5 CLIMAXES IN 15 MINUTES.

I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

MY GIRL,SHE CLIMAXED SO MUCH,

WHEN SHE GOT UPTO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

SHE WAS JUST POP-LOCKINGALL THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM.

(laughter and applause)

SHE DROPPED DOWNAND I LIFT HER SHIRT BACK UP.

LIKE, COME ON.

(laughter and applause)

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