that I may be firstgeneration white trash.
- Now, that's not suppose tobe how white trash works.
It's suppose to be, yaknow, it's suppose to be
generations of bad decisionmaking that result in, like,
somebody just yellingswears at a truck.
Ya know, that's what--that's what that should be.
But now, my parentswere reasonable people.
They weresmart and tough.
Okay, I mean, my mom stolesome cats when I was younger
and my dad always cookedbacon with no shirt on.
I don't know whythat was a thing.
A-a lot of Saturday morningsof him just sitting there,
just like, in front of thestove just going, "dah, jeez!"
"Put a-put a shirt on, man--What are you doing?"
He's like, "Well,I get hot."
I'm like, "Yeah,you're gettin' burned.
That's the hottestyou can possibly be."
[laughter and applause]
But-but outsideof that, like,
decent people-decent people.
But this is theresult, ya know?
This is, like-like-- I'vemade choices in my life
that are just--
They're not-they'renot of good character.
As a young-- Andit started early too.
As a young man, I dated agirl for a whole summer once--
Couldn't stand her.
She had big boobs.
Stayed with hera whole summer...
put up with a lot of[deleted] because of that.
Just big boobs... that'snot a classy person.
That's not a nice guy.
I like to thinkI've changed.
I don't know.
But the thing is...
I dated this girland she says,
"Okay, we're gonna go ona double date and she--
And the doubledate was with her,
her mom, and hermom's boyfriend, Rick...
A fella that had a strongaversion to sleeves.
Didn't like 'em.
And the thing was, it wassleeveless Rick's birthday,
so he was callin'the shots.
S.R. says we're gonnago to Medieval Times.
Now, that scenario shouldbe the end of that story...
but the white trashpart isn't that.
The white trash partis that I got excited.
How could you--Uh, listen, historically,
castles are notoriouslydifficult to penetrate.
There are moats, there aredrawbridges, there's hot oil...
maybe a dragon.
Not Medieval Times,
they want you tocome into that castle.
Take advantage ofthat opportunity.
They got their ownexit off the highway.
Go see a historicalmonument when you can.