Jim Breuer - The Goat Guy

Pitta, Henton, Tompkins, Kuller, Stanhope Season 2, Ep 2001 09/05/1998 Views: 10,869

The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation. (1:52)

IT'S NICE TO BEOUT HERE...

PRETTY COOL, COMIN' OUT HERE,DOIN' A LITTLE SHOW, HEH, HEH ?

( audience chuckles )

ALTHOUGH, MOST PEOPLE KNOW MEAS, "THE GOAT GUY".

YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE,TO BE KNOWN AS "THE GOAT GUY" ?

ANYONE ELSE WALKSDOWN THE STREET--

IF NORM MACDONALDWALKED DOWN THE STREET,

PEOPLE WOULD LIKE,"HEY MAN, NORM MACDONALD !"

( in Norm's voice )"HEY, HEY, HOW YA' DOIN' ?

"I'M NOT ON THE NEWS ANYMORE,BUT...WHATEVER..."

I WALK DOWN THE STREET,PEOPLE ARE LIKE,"HEY, MAN, HEY !

( braying like a goat )

THEY FOLLOW ME--"COME ON, MAN, DO IT !( braying )

"YOU GOTTA SEE HIM DO IT,( braying ).

"IT'S SO FUNNY, MAN !

"JUST A LITTLE ONE,( braying )."

"COME ON MAN, DO IT !"

GIRL-- "OH MY GOD,I'M 'THE GOAT GIRL'( girlish braying )."

THE WORST ISHANGING OUT AT BARS...

PEOPLE ARE DRUNK,AND THEY CAN'T DO IT...

"HEY MAN, HEY !( incoherent babbling )"

( applause )

"DO IT !BLE--AHHH BLE--AHHH..."

"JUST A LITTLE BIT...BLE--AH, BLE--AHHH...

( puking )