Everybody knows spiders loveto (bleep), but scientists...
Oh, you didn't...?You're about to learn something.
You're about to learn something
that is gonna changeyour world view.
I am not joking.
Scientists found out
that also likea little foreplay.
In this case, eight play,after observing oral sex
between two Darwin'sbark .
Now, uh, the female is 14 timesheavier than the male,
and that is a beautiful thing
'cause real have curves, yo,
(applause and cheering)
They love it when their tiny mengo way downtown.
Roll that clip.
-WOMAN: You are kidding me!-MAN: Yeah!
HARDWICK: I mean...I love that we had to block...
It's because...it's because spider dicks
-look just like human dicks.-No, no, no, no, no.
-No. He's going down on her. -Oh, okay.
-Yeah.-It's a spi-gina.
Hundred pointsto Josh Gondelman for that.
So it would be Spuninlingus.
-There it is.-(laughter, whooping, applause)
-Man! -I'm afraidthat's all the time we have
Kyle just wonthe whole (bleep) series.
-(laughter) -A hundred pointsfor Spuninlingus.
Please send me a booty call...
please send me a booty call textfrom your Spider Bay.
-Randy.-Hey! Want to have spider sex?
Just bought some spider condoms,"webbed for her pleasure."
-Oh, nice. Points. Points.-(laughter, applause)
-Josh. -Once you go black widow,you never go back widow.
-Yes, points. Points.-(laughter, applause, whooping)
You guys, this is whatPeter Parker jerks off to.
Oh, yeah, get in there!
Oh, I'm gonna go!
-Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.-(laughter)