Does anybody know wherethat poop stain on the map is?
Whoo! Maybe my friendsfrom high school perhaps.
We get a crapload of hurricanes,right?
In Florida, right?
A crapload of hurricanes,
but no one ever preparesfor these hurricanes
'cause they'realways giving them
these sissy-ass names, right?
It's always like, "Coming inJuly, Hurricane Bertha.
"She's gonna come overyour house
"and make you some flapjacks.
"Borrow a pinch of sugar,
"put onan old Kenny Loggins record
and (bleep) your butt cheeks."
I think what they ought to do
is give hurricanes bad-assnames, right?
Like, scare some people.
Like, "Coming in July,Hurricane Thor!"
Or like the weathermanshould just bust on the screen
and be, like,"Coming in September,
"It's gonna be raining batsand blood!
You're all screwed!"
The map behind him disappears,a Black Sabbath video pops up...
(mimicking heavy guitar licks)
He picks up, like, a severedgoat's head off the floor,
he starts eating the fleshout of its face.
He's, like, (grunting loudly)
He starts speaking in tongues.
He's, klaatu barada nikto(yelling gibberish)
Blood's pouringout of his eyes!
Okay, enough, enough.Enough.