The Colbert Report

Vampire Weekend

Season 6 • 06/03/2010

Stephen debates the members of Vampire Weekend on the necessity of the Oxford comma.

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05:08

Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell
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Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
06/02/2010
04:21

Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki
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Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
06/02/2010
06:35

Lisa Miller
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Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
06/02/2010
00:19

Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki
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Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
06/02/2010
00:31

Intro - 6/2/10
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Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
06/02/2010
02:52

Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter
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Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
06/02/2010
02:13

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket
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While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
06/03/2010
03:20

Crude & Unusual
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The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
06/03/2010
00:28

Intro - 6/3/10
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Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
06/03/2010
07:07

Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormack
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Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity.
06/03/2010
04:26

Vampire Weekend
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Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
06/03/2010
01:41

Charity Begins at 11:30
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Bing offers to donate $2,500 to a charity of Stephen's choice every time he says the word "bing."
06/07/2010
00:31

Intro - 6/7/10
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Every order of shrimp from Louisiana comes pre-blackened, and Jonathan Alter reviews President Obama's first year.
06/07/2010
01:16

Sign Off - Gulf of America Fund
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The Colbert Nation Gulf of America Fund is the one time you want to hear that a charity is skimming money from the top.
06/07/2010
08:02

Oil's Well That Never Ends
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Stephen shows President Obama how to appear angry over the oil spill by ripping off his sleeves and beating up BP CEO Tony Hayward.
06/07/2010
03:28

Oil Spill Rage - James Carville
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James Carville knows who to blame for the BP oil spill and explains how President Obama should respond to the crisis.
06/07/2010
05:06

Jonathan Alter
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Jonathan Alter believes that President Obama made history right after coming into office by preventing another Great Depression.
06/07/2010
05:24

The Word - P.R.-mageddon
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As long as Tony Hayward stays the public face of BP, he'll draw the stink off the rest of the company.
06/08/2010
01:58

Obama's Whoomp! There It Is Controversy
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Hawaii needs to release Obama's official government rap certificate to prove he was not a member of the Tag Team crew.
06/08/2010
00:05

Sign Off - The Most Useless Machine
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Stephen signs off with the most useless machine.
06/08/2010
05:52

Mark Frauenfelder
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Mark Frauenfelder demonstrates an all-knowing Twitter orb, the most useless machine and a cigar-box guitar.
06/08/2010
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