Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

  • Season 10 , Ep 20
  • 04/27/2006
  • Views: 5,750

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too. (3:09)

EVERYTHING CHANGES WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED, BOY, EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FIRST IN LOVE,

YOU CANNOT SLEEP CLOSE ENOUGH TO THAT PERSON

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH, CAN YOU? CAN YOU?

AT THE BEGINNING OF THE RELATIONSHIP, YOU'RE LIKE, "COME HERE, HONEY, HUH?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LET'S STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER."

- YEAH. YEAH.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, A SHORT FIVE YEARS LATER, MY WIFE IS LAYIN' IN MY ARM

FOR 10 SECONDS TOO LONG,I'M LIKE, "AHHHHHHH!

- GET OFF MY ARM, MAN!" - [LAUGHTER]

AND MY WIFE IS A TRIP. MY WIFE TALKS IN HER SLEEP.

NOT ONLY DOES MY WIFE TALK IN HER SLEEP,

SHE MOANS IN HER SLEEP. YEAH.

ANYBODY HERE LIVE WITH A SLEEP-MOANER?

YEAH, SHE MOANS IN HER SLEEP LIKE THIS. READY? READY?

- "AAAAAH! AAAAA! - [LAUGHTER]

AHH! AHH! AHHHH!"

- WOW. THAT IS SEXY. - [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YEAH. AND THEN THE NEXT DAY SHE'S LIKE, "GOOD MORNING!"

"NO." IT'S LIKE SLEEPING WITH A TORTURE CHAMBER, MAN. YEAH.

AND SHE TALKS IN HER SLEEP. MY WIFE TALKS IN HER SLEEP.

NOW THIS IS NOT MY RULE.IT'S THE RULE.

IF SOMEONE TALKS TO YOUIN THEIR SLEEP,

YOU HAVE TO TALK BACK. RIGHT?

HOWEVER, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN GETTING INFORMATION

AND GETTING CAUGHT. RIGHT?

ABOUT A MONTH AGO, I'M SOUND ASLEEP,

AND MY WIFE IS TALKIN' IN HER SLEEP, RIGHT,

I'M SOUND ASLEEP.AND MY WIFE WAKES ME UP,

I'M SOUND ASLEEP. ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR A--

"IIIIII WANNA GOOOOOOOOOO."

[LAUGHTER]

[Deep Voice] "WHHHHHERRRREE?"

YOU GOTTA DO IT IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

MY WIFE IS LIKE, "TO THE PLAAAAACE."

[Chuckles] "WHHHHAT PLAAACE?"

AND MY WIFE GOES, "THE PLACE I LIKE TO GO WITH HIM."

[LAUGHTER]

"WHOOOOO?" THEN MY WIFE GOES,

- "[BLEEP] YOU! I'M AWAKE!" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH. YEAH.

THEN YOU GOTTA PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPIN', DON'T YOU?

- "OOOOH, WHAT PLAAACE?" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GOD BLESS YOU GUYS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD NIGHT.

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