why do white people hate
black people so much?"
I just say the first thingI could think of.
I was, like, "Sweetheart,uh, white people hate
black people so much becausewhite is harder to keep clean."
That's all I had.
She was, like,"Like your sneakers?"
I was, like, "Yes, exactly.Like, once a week."
I do all that slavery stuff.
I'm not a racist guy, I'm not.I'm not. I date everybody.
I date all women: white, black,
Like, I wish they hada grocery store
for men to go grocery shoppingfor a woman.
'Cause I don't like dating.I wish I could just go
in a grocery storeand grab a woman off a shelf,
add some water to itand be, like, boom,
instant whatever it isthat I just bought.
I would. If men could gogrocery shopping,
for a woman, so many thingswould change.
Like, for one, men would startgrocery shopping more often.
And two, we would startreading the back of a box
to find out what's in it.
I would love to see menin a grocery store
just walking around.
"What's going on, man?How you doing?"
You was here yesterday.That's crazy."
What's this right here?
"Black woman, attitude.
Think she knowevery goddamn thing."
I don't need that.
Oh, "ass included" now.
"Will believe anythingI tell her."
Let me get two of those.
I might mess that first one up.
Oh, "Baby stroller and babyalready included."
I don't want no accessorieswith my stuff.