My dad's very protective.
He'll do anythingfor his kids, right?
But it ends upbackfiring on him,
'cause we actmore irresponsibly,
because we know he's thereto save us, right?
So, recently, my little sister,she's the baby, you know,
so she was driving her carin Massachusetts,
a state over from wheremy parents live in Rhode Island.
Her car starts breaking down,
and her first instinct isto just call my dad and go,
"Dad, my car's breaking down,it's in Massachusetts.
"I got to go to work.
Can you go get it?"
And he just goes, "Okay,"
just does it,does anything for us,
goes all the wayto Massachusetts,
takes a cab to a busto another bus to another cab,
he gets there,the door's locked.
She forgot to leavethe door open, right?
He calls her at work,she has to get pinged at work.
It's embarrassing.He has a temper.
It's like... (ping)
"Monica, your dad'son line one."
He's like, "What are you doing?
"You locked the car,I can't get in the car!
Why did you lock the car?"
She's like,"I didn't lock the car."
He's like, "You locked the car!I can't get in!"
He hangs up the phone, thenhe calls his tow truck buddy,
'cause he just hasweird friends everywhere.
Because he's a dad, right?
The guy comes, unlocks the door,and the door opens.
of pot smoke
billows out of the car.
He's Muslim.He doesn't even drink.
He looks down.
There's a bong layingon the driver's seat.
A bong-- it's like, what areyou, a cartoon character?
Like, who's smoking a bongand driving?
Like, how high are youtrying to get, right?
It's like, get a joint,be responsible,
have a hand free.
So my dad calls my momand is like,
"She's a pothead! I knew it!she's a pothead!"
My mom calls my sister,it's like (ping)
"Monica, your mom'son line one."
She's like, "What are you doing?Dad's going crazy."
"I don't know what you'retalking about."
She hangs up the phone.
My dad tows the car
all the wayback to Rhode Island.
He looks at the car,and he realizes
that's not her car.
Just towed some stranger's car.
Towed some pothead's car.
And it wasn't evenon the side of the road.
It was in their driveway.