Demon Army Boot Camp

  • Season 2 , Ep 201
  • 07/21/2011
  • Views: 11,400

Mark struggles in his new life as a slave for the demon army. (1:58)

[SOLDIERS MARCHING]

- ALL RIGHT,YOU ASS-GRABBING CLOWNS.

I'VE GOT THREE WEEKS TO TRAINTHE ASS-GRABBING OUT OF YOU

BEFORE THE END OF DAYSWAR PRE-ENACTMENT!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAYFOR YOURSELF?

- HERE'S A LISTOF MY FAVORITE FOODS

AND DIETARY RESTRICTIONS, SIR!

- NOW LISTEN HERE, CELEBRITY.

I DON'T MAKE NO LATTES.

WE WILL NOT LEAK ANY SEX TAPESTO THE PRESS.

WE WILL RSVP NOTO DIDDY'S WHITE PARTY.

IS THAT CLEAR?

- UM, I THINK THERE'S BEENSOME SORT OF GRIEVOUS ERROR.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

- BONERAPER!

YOUR SLAVE JUSTADDRESSED ME DIRECTLY.

[buzzing]

- [groaning]

NO!

THAT'S PERMANENT.

- HERE'S YOUR HUNK OF BREAD.

SOME WATER USUALLY PUDDLESON THE FLOOR.

PSST, IT'S PISS.

GRIMES, HOW IN THE HELL CAN THEYDO THIS TO US?

- LAST YEAR, WE LEDTHE HUMAN RESISTANCE TO VICTORY.

THIS YEAR, WE'RE SLAVES.

WHAT PART DON'T YOU GET?

- UH, ALL OF IT.

- HEY, MAN, DON'T TALK TO ME.

TALK TO YOUR MASTER.

- YOU MEAN TWAYNE.

AND WHEN DO I GETTO TALK TO HIM AGAIN?

- NEVER.IT'S PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

MM, THAT'S GOOD.

- ONCE THE HUMANSARE SUBJUGATED,

WE WILL HAVE TO WINTHE HEARTS AND MINDS

OF THE SURVIVORS

WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.

- THANK YOU, SIR.

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

- YOU GOT IT, SLAVE.

- TWAYNE,I KNOW I AM RISKING MY LIFE,

BUT I ADVISED YOUAS A THERAPIST.

FORCED ENSLAVEMENTISN'T A HEALTHY RESPONSE.

- I AGREE.

I'M GOING AWOLON THE COUNT OF THREE.

ONE, TWO--

[gasps]

- ARE YOU TEACHINGYOUR SLAVE TO COUNT?

[whistle blows]

- [screaming]

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