in a pretty good mood lately.
Do you know why?
No.Because likeSanta Claus,
I have been makinga list of people
to kill twice.
Santa doesn't kill people.
He does if he'sTerror Claus.
Terror Claus?I've never heard of him.
♪ He kills youwhen you're sleeping ♪
♪ He chokes you when you wake
♪ He knows if you are Catholicor Jew ♪
♪ So denounceyour infidel faith. ♪
(laughter and cheers)
Have you heardof the Terror Bunny?
No.He hides Easter bombs.
Look, Mommy.(mimics explosion)
That's even worse.
I know.Thank you for noticing.
What do you want,more stinking knock-knock jokes?
That might be better.
Okay. Knock-knock.Who's there?
Me. I keel you again.
You're such an idiot.
You keep answeringthe door!
Where I am from,
the game we teachour children is,
when someone says,"Knock-knock,"
you shut (bleep)and hide.
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