Pablo Francisco - Nice Body, Ugly Face

  • Season 4 , Ep 4
  • 12/24/2000
  • Views: 27,566

Does wanting a woman with a pretty face make you a bad person? (1:16)

FACE.

DOES THAT MAKE ME BAD?

I'M NOT SAYING I'M

MR. GOOD-LOOKING MYSELF.

I KIND OF GOT THAT, YOU KNOW,

GOT THAT LITTLE MONKEY BUTT

GROWING RIGHT THERE.

YOU SEE THAT?

(SCREECHING LIKE A MONKEY)

I LIKE A GOOD-LOOKING FACE.

THAT'S WHAT TURNS ME ON ABOUT

A PERSON.

NEW YORK, MAN, GEEZ.

WOMEN ARE ♪ FI-I-I-NE.

THERE ARE NO NAMES.

THEY ARE JUST ♪ FINE, FINE.

GEEZ, LET'S LOOK AT THAT.

♪ FINE.

I'M FROM CASTLEGRIND ARIZONA.

THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

I MEAN, THERE'S SPECIES UP

THERE.

IT'S "HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WHAT'S GOING ON?"

IT'S LIKE (GROWLING SOUNDS)

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND'S NAME?"

(SOUND EFFECTS)

ALL RIGHT.

THEY TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE

BODIES THERE.

YOU EVER SEE THOSE PEOPLE WITH

THE NICE BODIES?

"LOOK AT THAT.

YOU WANT THIS?

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?"

WITH THE FACE...

(GROWLING NOISES)

IT SUCKS.

DOESN'T IT SUCK-- NICE BODY,

UGLY FACE?

DOESN'T THAT SUCK?

IT JUST SUCKS.

"I LOVE SPAGHETTI, BUT IT GOT

(BLEEP) ON IT."

"(BLEEP) SAUCE.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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