Reggie McFadden - Big Girls

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 6,693

Small women don't hit you as much. (3:05)

SOME WNBA WOMEN--THAT'S WHO YOU GOT TO DATE.

THEY DON'T NEED NO PROTECTION.

WALKING EVERYWHERE.

GET A BIG GIRL...

IT'S KIND OF COOLIN THE BEGINNING

BECAUSE YOU CAN PLAYBASKETBALL WITH THEM AND STUFF.

BUT LATE AT NIGHT IN BED

IT'S LIKE SLEEPING WITHYOUR BROTHER OR SOMETHING.

I'M IN THE BED GOING,"MOVE YOUR BIG ASS OVER.

GIVE ME SOME ROOM."

BIG WOMEN DON'T THINKTHEY'RE BIG.

THEY THINK THEY'RE PETITE.

THEY THINK THEY'RE LITTLE GIRLS.

THEY BE RUNNING THROUGHTHE HOUSE GOING

"WHY DON'T YOU CARRY ME?"

I'M...

WHY DON'T YOU CARRY ME, bleep )?

THE WORST WAS LOOKINGAT HER FEET.

SHE HAD SOME BIG FEET, MAN.

SIZE 13 1/2.

AND I'M A SIZE 12.

YOU DON'T WANT YOUR WOMAN'S FEETBIGGER THAN YOUR FEET.

THAT'S A SCARY SIGHT TO WAKE UPTO IN THE MORNING.

SOME MORNINGS, I WOULD WAKE UPAND TOUCH HER THROAT--

MAKE SURE THERE'S NOADAM'S APPLE THERE, YOU KNOW.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE

THAT GUY ON JERRY SPRINGER.

I DIDN'T KNOW!

OH, GOD!

YOU NEVER KNOW NOWADAYS, YEAH.

SHE WAS TOO BIG.

SHE WAS ONEOF THEM GEMINI WOMEN

WANT TO HIT ON MEWHEN SHE GET MAD, SEE.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE DATINGSMALL WOMEN.

SMALL WOMEN DON'THIT YOU THAT MUCH.

AND IF THEY DO HIT YOU,THEY REALIZE HOW BIG YOU ARE

AND THEN WALK INTO THE BATHROOMLIKE...

BIG GIRLS DON'T GO NOWHERE.

THEY STAND THEIR GROUND LIKE...

YOU BE THE ONE BACKING UP.

"HEY! HEY!

I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOU."

WE USED TO GET INTO THOSEPILLOW FIGHTS ALL THE TIME.

EVER DO THAT?

HAVE A PILLOW FIGHTWITH YOUR LADY

AND IT TURNS INTO A REAL FIGHT.

YOU KNOW, IT STARTS UPALL PLAYFUL.

YOU WALKING THROUGH THE HOUSE...

OH, SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE PLAYING,HUH?

IT STARTS GETTING SERIOUS.

( bleep ) GO ON FORLIKE TWO HOURS

YOU KNOW,UNTIL YOU GET HER GOOD.

HONEY, YOU OKAY?

THEN YOU'RE OUTSIDE--

"OFFICER, LOOK, SHE HIT ME

"WITH THE PILLOW FIRST,ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, MAN."

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