Jonathan Corbett - New York City Marathon

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 2,859

Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports. (1:27)

Corbett: RUNNING.I CAN'T HANDLE THAT.

I DO LOVE THE NEW YORK CITYMARATHON, THOUGH.

THAT'S ALWAYS EXCITING--

WHEN THE WORLD'S FASTESTANOREXICS COME TO TOWN.

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY OPENEDTHE GATES OF A RUSSIAN PRISON

AND PUT 'EM IN SHINY SHORTS.

ANYBODY IN THE TOP 100 LOOKSLIKE THEY SHOULD BE

RUNNING TO THE HOSPITAL.

THEY'RE PEEING BLOODBY THE TIME THEY FINISH.

A COUPLE YEARS AGO,I'M FLIPPING CHANNELS,

AND THE FEMALE WINNER OFTHE NEW YORK CITY MARATHON

IS RUNNING THROUGH CENTRAL PARK,CRAPPING HER DRAWERS.

THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.

WHAT'S EVEN WEIRDER ISTHAT THE ANNOUNCER TRIES

TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKEIT'S JUST NOT A BIG DEAL.

IT'S LIKE...YEAH,SHE APPEARS TO BE HAVINGA LITTLE TROUBLE OUT THERE.

YEAH, I'D SAY.SHE [BLEEP] HER PANTSON TELEVISION.

THAT'S PRETTY BAD.

THAT'S MORE THANA LITTLE TROUBLE.

LIKE, HOW BAD DO YOUNEED THAT CAR?

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT ISYOU'RE DOING.

IT'S LIKE, YOU [BLEEP]YOUR PANTS, GAME OFF.

HAVE A SEAT.

TRY IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR.

LIKE, COULD YOU IMAGINETHAT THIS WOULD BE

ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIORIN ANY OTHER SPORT, YOU KNOW?

MICHELLE KWAN NEEDSA BIG JUMP HERE, BOB.

TRIPLE AXEL.UH-OH.

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