Greg Behrendt - Cake

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 7,578

Cake is great. (0:50)

(Greg Behrendt)THE PREFERRED DESSERTOF CELEBRATION--CAKE.

BIRTHDAYS,ANNIVERSARIES,WEDDINGS...

WHAT'S THERE--CAKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT'SGREAT ABOUT CAKE?

IT'S COMMUNAL,THERE'S LOTS OF IT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE COOKIE,BUT THERE'S LOTS OF CAKE.

SO THAT MEANS YOU COULDBE NEAR A CAKE SITUATION

AND THEN GETSOME YOURSELF.

YOU GO TO SOMEBODY'SOFFICE TO VISIT THEM

AND THEIR FRIENDTHREE CUBICLES DOWN

IS HAVING A PARTYFOR HIS BIRTHDAY,

THERE'S EXTRA CAKE FOR YOU.

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO,THERE MIGHT BE CAKE.

AND I WILL GO ANYWHEREIF YOU SAY THE PHRASE"THERE MIGHT BE CAKE."

I WOULD GO TO THE DEPARTMENTOF MOTOR VEHICLES,

REGISTER SOMEBODYELSE'S BOAT...

IN SPANISH, A LANGUAGEI DO NOT SPEAK,

WITHOUT ID FOR CAKE.

OH, THE CAKE WAS MUY BUENO.

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