'cause I'm engaged now.
I've been engagedfor ten months,
and my girl wants to changethe engagement rules.
She tells me, "Babe,why do I got to wear a ring
and let guys know I'm taken andyou don't got to wear nothing?"
I told her, "Babe, I wearmy sad face every day."
And I want... I want the girl
that reminds meof my report card.
Her face has to be an "A."
She has to have double "D"s.
'Cause tonight I wanna "F."
(cheering and applause)
Nobody can take a joke, though,am I right?
Everybody gets mad.
Me and my cousinriding the bus the other day.
We're talkingto these two black ladies
in front of us,and before they got up,
they asked me,"Are you guys brothers?"
I said, "Nope, we're Mexicans."