Gun Check

  • Season 6 , Ep 15
  • 07/08/2009
  • Views: 47,060

The Reno Sheriff's Department sets up a security checkpoint at John McCain High School so that students can be safe while they fill up their brains. (1:42)

AT JOHN McKAYHIGH SCHOOL

IN AN EFFORT TOKEEP OUR YOUNGFOLKS AS SAFE

AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THEYCAN FILL UP THEIR BRAINS

WITH FANCYBOOK-LEARNING.

PROTECTING THEM FROMEACH OTHER, I GUESS.

WE'VE ALSO STOPPEDBUYING BOOKSAS OF LAST YEAR.

YOU KNOWTHEY STOPPEDDOING THAT, RIGHT?

YEAH. YEAH.ART WAS THE FIRSTTO GO, THEN GYM.

NOW MATH, I THINK.

AND THEN ALL SPORTSEXCEPT FOR SOCCER.

YEAH.

AND IF YOU WONDERWHY THEY'REKEEPING

THE SOCCER, UH--

[HUMMING "MEXICANHAT DANCE"]

THAT'S A MUYINTERESANTEPREGUNTA.

HOLA.BIENVENIDOS.

[MACHINE BEEPS]HOLA.

OH, HEY, MA'AM?

OK.

DO YOU HAVE A PERMITFOR THAT? OF COURSE.

YEAH? CAN ISEE YOUR PERMITFOR THAT REAL QUICK?

REMEMBER, DON'TLOSE THAT.

YEAH.

IF YOU LOSE THAT,YOU HAVE TO WAIT

TILL EVERYBODY'SCLAIMED THEIRS, OK?

NO PISTOLES.

GRACIAS.

DO YOU HAVE A PERMITFOR THAT, PLEASE?

OH. OOH.YUP.

THIS IS--THIS ISTHE GLOCK, HUH?

YEAH.OH, THAT'S A NEW GLOCK.

OOH, THAT'S LIVE.

IT'S A NEW--LOOK ATTHE DETAILING IN THERE.

WOW.COMPARED TO THIS ONE.

BEAUTIFUL.

UNBELIEVABLE.YEAH. WOW.BEAUTIFUL.

I'D GIVE ANYTHING FORA GUN LIKE THAT.IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

NOW, LET ME CHECKTHIS FOR YOU.

NO, THAT'S MINE.THAT'S MINE.THAT'S MINE. HA HA!

OH, OH, OH.SORRY.

YEAH. OK. YEAH.

YEAH. OK.THERE WE GO.

I FEEL LIKE WE GREWUP IN A NORMAN ROCKWELLPAINTING--

BY COMPARISON?

KIDS RUNNING AROUNDRAPING EACH OTHER.

WE USED TO CHASEA--LITERALLY WE WOULDCHASE A WHEEL

WITH A STICK DOWNTHE STREET SOMETIMES.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

I MEAN, WE WEREPOOR, OBVIOUSLY.WHAT ARE YOU, 51?

51.51.

5--51--OH.

IS THIS THE ONEI THINK IT IS?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

51, HOW DID IFORGET YOU?

OH, SHE'S A BEAUTY.

WOW.SHE IS A BEAUTY.

OK. TAKE CARE NOW.

WELL.

I'M JUST GLADHE'S ON OUR SIDE.

YEAH.NO [BLEEP].

I HOPE HE'SON OUR SIDE.

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