-(laughter) -Oh, oh, speaking ofblack people getting new jobs.
This weekend, I was on Twitter,
you know,doing the usual Twitter stuff,
uh, replying to people,uh, sliding into DM's,
arguing about whether a giraffe
should wear a necktieup or down--
uh, which I don't even knowwhy it is an argument,
because if you knew giraffes,you'd know that giraffes
don't wear neckties, becausethey work in tech, people.
It's all about hoodies.
Anyway, I lost a few friendsover that argument,
and so afterwards I thought,you know,
let's try somethingless divisive.
So I wenton Donald's Trump's Twitter...
and I saw this.
NEWSWOMAN: We have more now on the new cabinet appointments
for President-elect Donald Trump.
Trump tweeting his choiceof former rival
Ben Carson to be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
NEWSWOMAN: ...Donald Trump announcing
another cabinet pick.
Happened about 6:45 a.m. this morning,
and it is that man, Dr. Ben Carson.
(like Carson):I'm so...
That guy doesn't look likehe's been told about anything.
(like Carson):So happy.
And you know what, one part ofthat just struck me as unfair.
You can't tellBen Carson anything
at 6:45 in the morning.
He can't fully open his eyesuntil noon.
That's just not cool, man.
But congrats, Dr. Carson.
Welcome to Trump's cabinet...
and to ourProfiles in Tremendousness.
I have the mostdedicated people.
-(cheering, applause) -I have the best people.
Yes, Donald Trumphas announced Ben Carson
as the man who will be in chargeof an 8,000-employee,
$42 billion-a-yearfederal department
that servesmillions and millions
of low- and middle-class-incomeAmericans.
And a lot of people are callingthis a strange appointment,
especially for a doctor
with no governmentor bureaucratic experience,
who himself...himself reportedly said
he didn't feel qualifiedto run a federal agency.
I mean, if you want a doctor
to run the Department of Housingand Urban Development,
at least get a doctor who hasthe name House in his name.
So one more time--congrats, Ben...
or as Donald Trump called himin his announcement,
Just take a momentto appreciate that.
That's how he announced him,@RealBenCarson.
This is the worldwe now live in.
Even our leaderswill be referred to
by their Twitter handles.
They'll be announcing peopleat the UN,
like, "We'd like to welcome@RealDonaldTrump,
and his Excellency,the Japanese Prime Minister
Thank you for coming together
to work on #WorldHunger.